"...And she said, 'D'you know how difficult it is to find a man in this city? He had a nice flat, all his own hair, so frankly a couple of tusks, I can live with!'"

Everyone dissolves into laughter, including Jack at the memory. That had been one hilarious case, although the girl's family hadn't been so entertained. Some people, no sense of humour. He's just contemplating maybe adding vodka to his current tonic water, when Tosh's pager goes off. She checks it, and look up at him.

"UFO sighting over Cardigan Bay. Seven calls to the emergency services."

Owen sigh exaggeratedly. "Oh... Can we at least finish our drinks, please?"

"Sure," says Jack, getting to his feet. "Take ten seconds."