Near smiles. "I can see that," he says. "I'm sure you'd have made an excellent one. I'm not sure about the bleeding, though. Papercuts are a nasty business. And there's always Stanley Knives..."

[HAHA, one of my best mates is a librarian, and she just posted a story yesterday about how they banned Stanley Blades in all the city libraries after she had an accident with one and stabbed herself in the leg really badly. Ianto knows not the real danger of library science! XD]