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[ooc: you should have him dump it on the resident busy-body instead of keeping it all bottled up. sam's had LOTS of practice at ignoring dean's whorish ways. *nods*]
[ooc: This is Lorne's theory on the whole thing. He pretty much just assumes no one is taking him seriously.
...well, sometimes he worries that Shep might be, but other than that he places himself firmly in the Safe Flirting Material category.]
...well, sometimes he worries that Shep might be, but other than that he places himself firmly in the Safe Flirting Material category.]
[ooc: Shep: Lorne, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to demote you to corporal for lusting after my girlfriends shoes. Sorry.]
[ooc: Ooh, demotion and decommissioning. That's harsh.
Lorne: I don't wanna be a corporal! Can't you just set me back to captain? I promise I'll be good.]
Lorne: I don't wanna be a corporal! Can't you just set me back to captain? I promise I'll be good.]
[ooc: its a tough world kid...
shep: *glares* fine. but you know, keep it *hands* you know where]
shep: *glares* fine. but you know, keep it *hands* you know where]
[ooc: Lorne: *cheeky grin* I don't think I do know, sir. You'll have to elaborate for me.]
[ooc: lorne is a naughty slut. *GRINS!!*
shep: *frowns* you know... in your pants or you know... Ianto. I'm going away now to use mckay's brain scrubber. we shall never speak of this again. Captain.
shep: *frowns* you know... in your pants or you know... Ianto. I'm going away now to use mckay's brain scrubber. we shall never speak of this again. Captain.
[ooc: Yes. Yes he is.
Lorne: *bigger cheeky grin and flawlessly crisp salute* Yes, sir!]
Lorne: *bigger cheeky grin and flawlessly crisp salute* Yes, sir!]
[ooc: oh. bad, bad boy. teasing your CO... tsk.
Shep: Erg. Right. well. *blinks and frowns*
Shep: Erg. Right. well. *blinks and frowns*
[ooc: Lorne: *leaves to go find Ianto* Ianto? Sheppard said I had to keep it in my pants or in you...and frankly, I find these pants terribly uncomfortable.]
[ooc: Ianto: . . . Um, ow.]
[ooc: *cracks up*
Lorne: *pouts* Not all the time. Just for a bit. Just when my pants are a little too...um...tight.]
Lorne: *pouts* Not all the time. Just for a bit. Just when my pants are a little too...um...tight.]
[ooc: Ianto doesn't want to dump it on anybody, though. He's rather horrified at himself that he's having this urge at all.]
[ooc: Ianto: Oh, well, that's all right, then. C'mere, cowboy.]
[ooc: Lorne: Yay! Ianto sexxin' FTW!]
[ooc: Ianto: TOES!!! *pounce*]
[ooc: Lorne: HANDS!!! *pounce and snog*]
[ooc: Ianto: BODY PART FETISHES! WHEE!]
[ooc: I'm trying to work out if you could make a sort of cut-and-paste Lorne from his icons...
Lorne: I LOVE EVERY ONE OF YOUR PARTS!]
Lorne: I LOVE EVERY ONE OF YOUR PARTS!]
[ooc: Yes, you could, though he wouldn't quite be complete: he'd be missing an arm and his back, I think.
Ianto: NOW WE KISS WITH TONGUES!]
Ianto: NOW WE KISS WITH TONGUES!]
[ooc: I do have that lovely picture of his even lovelier back, but it's too dark to make an icon from, I think.
Lorne: MMM...TONGUES...]
Lorne: MMM...TONGUES...]
[ooc: What graphics program do you have? You can lighten a picture or change the contrast in most graphics programs (though not with Paint, I think.)
I have one pic of Ianto-tongue but his expression isn't as suggestive as Lorne's, there. Woe.
Ianto: MMM...LORNETONGUE.]
I have one pic of Ianto-tongue but his expression isn't as suggestive as Lorne's, there. Woe.
Ianto: MMM...LORNETONGUE.]
[ooc: *falls over laughing*
NAUGHTY LORNE! you can't walk around base like that!
NAUGHTY LORNE! you can't walk around base like that!
[ooc: I have Photoshop pro, I can probably lighten for you if you'd like?]
[ooc: Oh, I forget what it's called. I don't use it very often. I tried lightening it a bit, but by the time it's light enough to really see, it's rather washed out. (And no, you can't do it with paint. Stupid Microsoft. *looks over shoulder hoping Bill Gates is not there*)
I don't think KS is capable of going for more than five minutes without sticking his tongue out, so you're bound to get at least one suggestive tongue pic from him.
Lorne: IANTOTONGUE...MY FAVORITE.]
I don't think KS is capable of going for more than five minutes without sticking his tongue out, so you're bound to get at least one suggestive tongue pic from him.
Lorne: IANTOTONGUE...MY FAVORITE.]
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