I think I've died and gone to heaven

[likesthecoat]

The Handpresso, a portable espresso maker.


(Of course, in my heaven rather than a Starbucks on every corner you'll find a mom & pop coffee shop where the beans are always fresh and nobody says "half-caff.")

Comments

[sparkingfreak.livejournal.com]

I want one!!

(and 'half-caff'? what is this 'half-caff' you speak of? Sounds similar to me as this 'decaff' thing I've heard people mention, but such a concept seems blasphemous!)

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

...your birthday's at the end of March, right?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Decaff exists. It hangs over the heads of my coworkers like the sword of Damocles, reminding them to behave or else. Half-caff is like some sort of demonic lovechild invented by people who don't want the caffeine jitters but still want to stay perky and awake.

Evil. Very evil.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

The 28th. Yes.



You spoil me, you know.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

I know. And you love it.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Yes, I do. I always wanted to be a kept man.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Does that make me your sugar daddy?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Yes, I believe it does.

[sparkingfreak.livejournal.com]

But you wouldn't actually make them suffer decaff would you? Surely you're not that cruel! The entire concept is truly evil. Coffee should be strong and black and never tainted by sugar. I'm a purist like that!

**grins** love the icon by the way, where do I sign up?!

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

I feel like our relationship has just taken a rather dubious turn.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

It's the only way they learn.

Thank you: I take signups right here, actually. Our Gwen, Tosh, Jack and Lorne have already all volunteered. I should do an active recruitment drive sometime . . .

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Oh . . . you mean you're not going to look after me in my old age? *pouts*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

As the kept man, isn't that your responsibility?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

True, true . . . particularly since you'll be old while I'm still in my prime.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm sure I'll be senile and drooling, and you'll still be bouncing around full of energy.

[harpermd.livejournal.com]

Yes. He would.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

. . . kind of like how it is now.


*runs away*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

At least I always tell you, I don't just let you suffer and not know why. I'm a benign dictator.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

*pouts* I am not senile.


*refuses to chase you when you're being mean*

[harpermd.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you do.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

So you admit to drooling!


Oh, you're no fun anymore. *cuddles so you'll stop pouting*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Cheer up, emo doctor! It's the good stuff today.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. Have you looked in the mirror lately?


*stops pouting* I'm still fun. Really. Of course, if you want me to chase you now, you'll have to run away again.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Oh, stop.


Promise you'll chase me?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Only if you really want me to.


I promise.