likesthecoat: (cheaper than prozac)
2009-03-30 09:42 am
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AHEM.

I consider it my civic duty to issue this warning: Major Evan Lorne (ret.), is wily and fiendish. He'll take advantage of your drunken state and nearly shag you in a taxi if you're not careful, especially if you're married to him. Tricksy boy.



Now I am going to curl up in my chair with my sunglasses and wait for our flight to be called.



(I had a great birthday. Thank you for your kind wishes. And Las Vegas is everything they say it is, including slightly mad.)
likesthecoat: (i love you)
2009-03-28 09:03 pm
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Viva la vegas!!!

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodr unk.

Lllorne tok me to a stripe club and got me a lap dance and I got soo turnd on. HA. Joke's on him. Nearly shaged in the car. I LOVe my baby so much!!1111 I had sex with Lorne in Las vegas. Weve had sex in three states and hree countrs now.

happy brithday to me!