AHEM.

[likesthecoat]

I consider it my civic duty to issue this warning: Major Evan Lorne (ret.), is wily and fiendish. He'll take advantage of your drunken state and nearly shag you in a taxi if you're not careful, especially if you're married to him. Tricksy boy.



Now I am going to curl up in my chair with my sunglasses and wait for our flight to be called.



(I had a great birthday. Thank you for your kind wishes. And Las Vegas is everything they say it is, including slightly mad.)

Comments

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

You know, as I recall, you were the one getting frisky in the back of the cab. I wanted to wait until we got back to the hotel.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

The inebriated are not responsible for their actions.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Maybe not, but you can't blame me for them either.

I even remember having to promise to take care of it the second our room door was shut to keep you from giving the cabbie a free show.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Fine. No one's fault. Poor cabbie--did you tip him well?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Very well.


Though he honestly seemed disappointed that I convinced you to wait.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I'd laugh if my eyes weren't currently being used as footballs for elephants.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Awww...poor baby. At least you got the full Vegas experience this way. It's not a trip to Vegas if you don't have a screaming hangover when you leave.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

At least we didn't lose the house gambling. I'm quite pleased about that.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

I would never have gambled enough to lose the house. Mattie wouldn't like having to move into a flat. I think we actually came out a little ahead, didn't we?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

About $150, I believe. Not bad.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought. It was that run you had at the blackjack table that really put us ahead.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

It's my natural-born poker face.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

I don't think that helps so much with blackjack, baby. It was probably your ability to factor risk at high speeds.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

You love a maths geek. :P

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Mmm...yes, I do.

It's such a turn on when you calculate tips in your head.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Shall I cogitate for you a little, baby?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Ooh, yes please.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

n!=1*2*3***(n-1)*n

Baby.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Oh, baby.

If you keep this up, we may have to renew our mile high membership.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

2 - the square root of 3, hot stuff.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Please tell me I'll still be this turned on by your geekiness in twenty years.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I certainly hope you will! Otherwise I'll be terribly hurt about giving you the best years of my life.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

That should have been in the wedding vows, shouldn't it? 'I promise to always get aroused when you do math'?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

You mean it wasn't?!?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Not that I recall. Dork.


We can always add it retroactively, though.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Or just go with it was implied with all the "I'll love you forever, I'll love you for always" stuff.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

There were a lot of things implied in that stuff.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

That is the lovely elasticity of the wedding vow.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

It's a very nice thing about it, yes.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Mm-mm.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Among other nice things about it.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I think I have to kiss you now.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

You know I never say no to kisses, babe.

[frelling-insane.livejournal.com]

Vegas! Sweet. Any hot hookers involved in this birthday bash?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

No, only a stripper.