I have a Sam. He's very tall.

[likesthecoat]

Have fetched Sam from the train and am going to give him the tour of Cardiff as soon as he's ready to be a tourist.



He loved the corsage.

Comments

[legofortress.livejournal.com]

I said he was tall...! No one ever listens to me...

Are you both going dancing later? :D

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I believed you! I just didn't think he was quite that tall.

No dancing occurred aside from playing some DDR.

[legofortress.livejournal.com]

I bet you think everyone looks tall to me. Admit it. D: (...And admittedly they do. But I've got a good eye, so I can tell "tall" from "bloody enormous", honest.)

...I don't know what that is, but I bet Matt does, and I fully intend to ask.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

DDR = Dance Dance Revolution, a video game that involves dancing. It's good exercise and I never have time to go dancing anymore for real, so . . . I use that a lot.

[legofortress.livejournal.com]

I've looked it up. I'm officially terrified of you now.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

*smiles*

You should see my moves, Near.

[legofortress.livejournal.com]

I bet Matt has that stashed away somewhere, you know... Want me to see if I can get him to dig it out so you can perform for us?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

. . . sure. Move the furniture back so I don't break anything with my flailing about.

[lovethisplanet.livejournal.com]

Say hi for me!

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Done and done, sir. (I brought him by the Millennium Centre but thought showing him the office would be overkill.)

[Private to Jack]

To say nothing of a security breach, even with Retcon.

[lovethisplanet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, probably. Plus, I think getting to the debauchery part of the visit would have been far more interesting. ;)

[Private to Ianto]

God, yes. Plus, Dean would probably hunt us down and murder us if he realised we'd altered his brother's memory, so it's all for the best.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

There's been surprisingly little debauchery, actually. That's what I get for hanging out with a married couple and a law student.

[Private to Jack]

*snort* More Retcon, then, sir.

[goddess-of-tech.livejournal.com]

Congratsulations on having a tall Sam.

I don't think I've met him online yet.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

He's a very tall Sam.

You will, I'm sure. He needs to get back into being the welcome wagon.

[goddess-of-tech.livejournal.com]

Well, I look forward to meeting him then.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

That's it? He's very tall? That's all you've got for us?

You kids have fun at the prom. Make sure you report back on who got voted prom queen and what all the other girls were wearing.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

He's other things, too--it just took longer to discover them all. Sam unfolds like a flower.

We will, Dad. I'll have him home by midnight.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely sure Sam would appreciate that comparison.

You better, son. If you get him pregnant, I will personally carry the shotgun to your wedding.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Flowers unfold! Or I could say "unfolding like an umbrella" but he'd probably take umbrage to that, as well. And umbrellas unfold in an entirely different way . . .

Not gonna get him pregnant. Gawwwwwd.

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

like a flower?? WTF? hey, look over here at me, i'm waving and sputtering. you're ignoring me on purpose, i can tell. stop typing, dammit!

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

There, I waved to you. Hiiiii Saaaaaaaaaam . . .

[legofortress.livejournal.com]

I'm the world's worst host, and clearly hold the worst parties ever.

However, we all qualify for extreme nerddom now (meeting people off the internet and then talking to them via computer while in the same room as them and all), so... That's something?

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

you're not a bad host, near. we're just backwards, and anti-social, and, well...

yeah. we're a bunch of big ole nerds.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

*nods vigorously in agreement, uses appropriate icon*

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

what the hell was in that last drink you mixed, man? it was awesome. and stop using my laptop for a coaster, will you?

if it's something i'm better off not knowing, just keep it to yourself.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

That was a black and tan, Sammy. Ale and Guinness stout.


Your laptop looks like it could use a drink, too.

I'd never make you drink something scary, hand to God.

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

srsly? but that's like... slumber party etiquette, right? at some point, after we braid each other's hair and prank call some people, aren't we supposed to do pickle juice and tabasco shots to see who pukes first?

this all comes BEFORE the bra-freezing portion of the evening, of course.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Did you bring a bra? Because I left mine at home.

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

black and tan, huh? alright ianto, serve me up another one, 'cause i'm not seeing two of you yet.

and FYI, i literally burned all the ones i had in my possession, after the, uh... 'incident'.

pssst! if near crashes first, i dare you to fill his hand with shaving cream and tickle his nose with a feather. i've got my vid phone all set up to capture the moment.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

*schoom*

Scarf it up, mate.

I kept them.

There's . . . sentimental value.

*snort* You're on. Though we may have to wait until Matt falls asleep too.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

Aren't you like 6 something? So if you're saying he's tall... He must be liek, gigantic.

Have fun, be sure to have a full report for us later.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

You know, it's a pity neither of us were pulling because people seemed to think we were some sort of matched set.

[chigong-master.livejournal.com]

Remember what I told you about him being wicked, though... Be careful, you never know what sorts of hijinx he'll get you all up into... ~_^

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

That drunken phone post is all the evidence of wickedness I need.

[chigong-master.livejournal.com]

I tried to warn you. You have been besmirched!

**pats** But there are support groups to help you deal with the trauma of it all afterwards... ~_^

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I think this is one thing I can handle on my own. British stiff upper lip-ness and all that.

[chigong-master.livejournal.com]

Good show. Carry on, then. **nod**