oh, my head

[likesthecoat]

Fortunately I have all the ingredients for my never-fail hangover cure on hand, since this was intended to be a weekend of drunken debauchery.

Still. Didn't think it would get quite so drunken as it did.

Sam is a delightful guest, by the way, and he actually wore the kickass corsage all day (even though I got it mostly as a joke, but hey, why not see the joke through to the end if you're that type of bloke). Also made a brave attempt at speaking Welsh at Y Mochyn Du, which won him some phone numbers the grudging respect of the clientèle.

Playing video games probably would have been a better idea before the pub crawl rather than after. My score in Silent Hill was horrible. And he may have kicked my arse at Guitar Hero but I kicked his at Dance Dance Revolution. We also broke in my Wii, which I haven't had a chance to play much since I got it, and all I can say about that is thank God for the wristbands or there would have been flying controllers all over the place.

We'll be getting on the train to Winchester to meet up with Near and Matt in a few hours. Gentlemen, we'll be the tall blokes wearing sunglasses and grumbling.

Also, Sam says to tell you all hello, Welsh beer is not as good as Dutch beer and he has photographic evidence of my capacity for evil.

Comments

[legofortress.livejournal.com]

...I'll try my utmost, Ok? Look at how innocent I can be...! He'll fall for that, surely.

No one. Absolutely no one, alas.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Between you and Sam, you probably have the best chance of any of us.

Damn. Those pictures were going to be worth their weight in blackmail gold.

[legofortress.livejournal.com]

I will speak with Sam, and we will do our best. God knows what we'll be hounded into in return, but I'm sure we'll live... Right?

I know. It's terribly sad. D:

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

I appreciate the sacrifices you're willing to make for the sake of my entertainment. I'm sure he won't require anything lethal in exchange.

[legofortress.livejournal.com]

I'm a trooper. ...I'm not posing for photos in swimwear, though. I think that's best for all concerned, probably...

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I know I've already said this to your face, but I'll say it again here for the permanent record: you are tiny and evil. Your evil is disguised by your tiny. Your tiny is not big enough to contain all of your evil. Your evil contains multitudes.



So never going to live this down.

[legofortress.livejournal.com]

Do stop, you'll make me blush.

Half of the comm has been dying to see you in your swimwear, Ianto; you shouldn't complain, merely be grateful that I'm willing to help satisfy your adoring legions. But not like that, obviously. You'll have to do the rest yourself~

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I'm going to say the same thing to you that I did to Hakkai: SKINNY AND PALE.

[legofortress.livejournal.com]

There's no need to tell me me that, you know. Not now. :D

(Again, I remind you, I have no objections to either. You looked very fetching in your Speedo, really.)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

. . . well. Maybe it wasn't all bad. But the three of you ganged up on me! How was I to resist those big eyes? "Oh, Ianto, you know it's all in fun! Oh, Ianto, just this once!"

[legofortress.livejournal.com]

You weren't, you couldn't, you didn't.

Don't feel bad-- we're irresistible. Besides, you know I'd never do anything untoward with the pictures, right?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

*snort*

You're going to sell them to the highest bidder. I know your little ways.

[legofortress.livejournal.com]

I would never--!

Well... it depends on what they were bidding with, I suppose.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I take assurance in knowing you won't take sexual favors unless Matt is involved.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Play your cards right and you won't need pictures.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Oh? I'm very good at most card games. Did you have anything in particular in mind?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Strip poker.

Of course.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

My favorite.

That would get us both out of our suits.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*smiles*

That's the idea, yeah?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Of course. But this is a brilliant idea in that it draws things out, builds up anticipation, and in the end, it doesn't really matter who won or who lost.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Very true. Ones of those lovely things where to participate is to win.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Add it to the list of things to do when I come to Cardiff.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Oh, God, I hope so.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

The very next time I'm home. I promise.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Okay. I'll hold to that.