mixed post

[likesthecoat]

[Filtered from Jack]

Martha's here!

And I suspect she likes Cardiff a lot more than she expected. Her Welsh is much better than Sam's, anyway, and there's been much less debauchery. It's clear: my bloke-friends are a bad influence on my fragile little self and I need a strong woman around to keep me in line. *nods*

I'm taking her to Bute Park in a bit, to tour the castle and have some lunch while the sun's out.

You know I'm going to get as many as possible of you to my beautiful city someday. You can bet on it.


[Filtered to Owen, Tosh & Gwen]

The situation with Martha is a bit complex, so I'd appreciate it if you don't mention this to Jack.

Comments

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU ARE, WHAT IS THE STARTING BID?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

FULL TIME IN BED WITH OCCASIONAL SHOWERS AND HAND-FEEDING.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT IS GOOD. I SEE THE STARTING BID AND RAISE IT UHH, PAMPERING ALIEN TECH DEVICES. *NODS*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

. . . WHAT KIND OF ALIEN TECH DEVICES? PLEASURE-INDUCING ALIEN TECH DEVICES? BECAUSE IF I'M GOING TO BE YOUR KEPT MAN I WILL BE LIVING A LIFE OF PLEASURE.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

... *EVIL LAUGH* OH WELL THAN, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO WANTING THEN TRUST ME.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW IF CAN TRUST YOU NOW. I'S SCARED.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

OMG IANTO REMEMBER THE ALIEN MP3 PLAYER? TRUST ME. NOT ALL ALIEN TECH IS BAD. SOME OF IT IS AMAZINGLY GOOD.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT SCARED OF THE TECH, I'M SCARED OF YOU!!!

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

OMG WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK I WOULD DO?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I'M SCART OF YOUR SCARY EVOL LAUGH!

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

OMG IT WASN'T EVIL LIKE I HAD EVIL PLANS IT WAS EVIL BECAUSE WELL MORE LIKE HIGHLY AMUSED THAN EVIL.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

OH OKAY THEN. SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA KEEP ME IN A CAGE?

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

OH MY DEAR YOU HAS A VERY LARGE LUSCIOUS BED TO LIVE IN.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

YAY I GET A LUSCIOUS BED! I LIKE LUSCIOUS BEDS! WITH COMFY SHEETS AND LOTTSA PILLOWS!

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Can I up my bid to full time in bed, occasional showers and hand-feeding, plus you get to have your wicked way with me whenever you want?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Oh, you win.

*pounces*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Excellent.

*thoroughly enjoys the pouncing*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

You're my favorite, you know.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Favorite what? Favorite flyboy? Favorite person who's offered to keep you?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Yes, those too.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

So I'm your favorite something else as well?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Just my favorite in general.

There never really was any question of Martha keeping me, of course. Even if she pulled out the big guns.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Good to know.

I didn't think so. But I thought I'd throw out an additional incentive just to be on the safe side.

And in case there was ever any doubt that I'd let you do pretty much whatever you wanted with me.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I kind of hoped you felt that way. I'm pleased to have it in writing.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Like a contract for sexual encounters or something.