Bute Park, Cardiff

[likesthecoat]

It's chilly but clear out--though it will rain by nightfall, from the look of the clouds in the distance--and Ianto spreads a blanket on the grass near other picnickers and kneels down to unpack the basket. "Cheese and crackers for starter?"

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[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

"No, because I'm too busy juggling two lovers and a life of intrigue." He sighs.

[ooc: Kaykay.]

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

Martha giggles at his 'life of intrigue' comment, "Actually a super secret spy on us Ianto?"

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

"I'm actually James Bond," Ianto says and makes a face at her.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

"Much cuter than James Bond, though you have as many lovers... Though they're missing the perky breasts... And the tacky names."

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

"I do not have as many lovers," Ianto mutters. "I'm not even in the double digits.

"I am a fan of breasts, though. I can't be coy about that."

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

Martha stares at Ianto before bursting out laughing, "I don't think there is a man alive that isn't a fan of breasts they're just so, so, fun."

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

"I'm just saying," Ianto mutters, blushing again.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

"Oh Ianto," Martha trails off giggling, leaning over to kiss Ianto's cheek. "Is that why you were laying on them while we watched the movie?"

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

" . . . maybe."

He pokes her hip. "And you're nice and curvy in all the right places."

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

Martha blushes and ducks her head, nudging Ianto's shoulder. "Oh if you weren't twice taken," she leers at him smiling afterwards. "Glad I could be a suitable pillow for you love."

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

He shakes his head and rolls his eyes, but smiles anyway. "You're very comfortable."

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

"You're too kind, and you can lay on me anytime you want..." Martha blinks before adding, "As long as there is suitable clothing. I may love you, but not quite like that..."

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

He laughs dryly. "Thank you for clearing that up. It would probably be wise not to add you to my roster, anyway."

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

"I have a feeling that despite the fun breasts and lovely curves, my lack of a cock will put me down near the bottom. And that's just something my frail and fragile ego couldn't recover from."

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

He nods. "I'm about forty-sixty, you see."

[ooc: bedtime for me.]

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

"Well, my odds aren't that bad. I'll just have to pine away for you, build my shrine to our love that will never be..."

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

"D'you want a lock of my hair for it?"

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

"Aren't you afraid I'd make a voodoo doll?" Martha grinned over at Ianto, "I learned how in 16th century London."

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

"I told you my real name, didn't I? There's not much stronger magic than that. So I'm certainly safe if you have my hair." He smiles, his eyes closed.

He doesn't believe it, not really, all this about old magic.

Jasmin and the faerie notwithstanding.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

Martha smiled, "Alright then, a lock of your hair, to hold close. If I can't have you, I'll have a piece of you and dream."

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

"And if you clone me, maybe the clone will be straight." He plays with her fingers.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

"Nah, don't need straight, just better odds. Actually, come to think of it, all my bad relationships have been with straight men. I think I need to start dating gay men."

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

He cocks an eyebrow at her. "You realize if you date exclusively gay men that's saying goodbye to a sex life with a partner, yes?"

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

"How about, gay but want to experiment?" She says noticing Ianto's cocked eyebrow expression. "Well, at least we can go shopping. And you'll look good when we go out somewhere..."

She pauses and picks a dandelion, "Hmm, you're bisexual, Near and Matt are at least the same, Lorne... apparently is. Sam and Dean the jury is still out on and John, I may have to ask him, what with my newfound knowledge of the evils of straight men."

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

"I think, personally," Ianto says, "that most people are bisexual to some degree.

"Near's mostly gay, I think. I'm fairly certain he's told me he's never been with a woman."