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1. Have you ever...
had sex in three or more positions in one session?
Yes

2. had sex continuously for 1 hour or more?
Yes

3. devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc)?
Yes

4. been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained?
Yes

5. had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
Yes

6. written an explicitly erotic story?
No

7. brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?
Yes

8. had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)?
Yes

9. had sex while both standing up?
Yes

10. licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?
Yes

11. performed oral sex on a man (fellatio)?
Yes

12. performed oral sex on a woman (cunniligus)?
Yes

13. received oral sex from a man?
Yes

14. received oral sex from a woman?
Yes

15. used position number 69?
Yes

16. intentionally swallowed semen (your own counts)?
Yes

17. woken someone up by performing oral sex on them?
No

18. had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control?
No

19. had sex during menstruation?
Yes

20. used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... for sexual purposes?
Yes

21. used ice for sexual purposes?
Yes

22. used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?
No

23. completely shaved off your pubic hair
No

24. purchased a sex toy?
Yes

25. inserted your finger into someone's anus, or had this done to you?
Yes

26. licked someone's anus?
Yes

27. performed anal intercourse on someone (on the giving end, toys count)?
Yes

28. received anal intercourse (receiving end, toys still count)?
Yes

29. used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you?
Yes

30. used another kind of inanimate object for penetration (cucumber, beer bottle, anything)?
Yes

31. been involved in use of a cock-ring?
No

32. been involved in use of a strap-on?
No

33. participated in fist-fucking?
No

34. contracted a venereal disease?
No

35. received money or some favor in exchange for sexual activities?
No

36. given a sympathy fuck?
No

37. forced or coerced someone having sex with you?
No

38. had sex with a virgin?
Yes

39. paid for sex with a prostitute?
No

40. been involved in adultery?
No

41. committed statutory rape?
No

42. fondled a pre-pubescent when your were post-pubescent?
No

43. had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than yourself?
Yes

44. had sex with a roommate/housemate/landlord (not a pre-existing relationship)?
No

45. had sex with your boss or teacher?
Yes

46. willingly committed incest (sex with family member, including 1st cousins)?
No

47. ever had sex with two people from the same family (i.e., siblings, etc - not related through marriage)?
No

48. had sex with someone the same day you met them?
Yes

49. had sex with someone whose name you did not know (at least until afterwards)?
Yes

50. had sex with someone who you never spoke with, or who did not know any of the same languages as you?
No

51. been openly homosexual or bisexual (out of the closet for all to see)?
Yes

52. had more than 10 sex partners?
No

53. ...more than 100?
No

54. had sex with two partners within 24 hours (but separately)?
Yes

55. been in a menage-a-trois?
No

56. engaged in group sex (more than three people)?
No

57. visited an orgy parlor or swap club?
No

58. had two or more regular sex partners at the same time, while all involved were aware of your actions?
Yes

59. had two or more regular sex partners at the same time, without telling all of them about the others?
No

60. had sex in a public place?
Yes

61. had sex outdoors at night?
Yes

62. had sex outdoors in direct, unshadowed sunlight?
Yes

63. had sex in a stationary car?
Yes

64. had sex while you or your partner were driving?
No

65. become a member of the mile high club?
No

66. had sex in your or your partner's parents' bedroom?
No

67. had sex in a classroom, office, or other place of work (not a private residence)?
Yes

68. had sex in a restroom of a building that was open to the public?
Yes

69. had sex in the water (bathtub, hottub, ocean...)?
Yes

70. had sex in a stairwell or elevator?
Yes

71. had sex in a place of the dead (cemetery, mortuary, coffin, etc)?
No

72. used alcohol to lower someone's resistance?
No

73. had sex while under the influence of illegal drugs?
No

74. ever taken a drug for the express purposes of enhancing the sexual experience?
No

75. seen a live professional stripper?
No

76. committed an act of voyeurism (watched someone who did not know you were there)?
No

77. committed an act of public exhibitionism (stripping, streaking...)?
No

78. masturbated in someone else's presence?
Yes

79. had sex while you knew someone else was watching?
No

80. been walked in on while having sex?
No

81. watched pornographic movie with your sex partner?
Yes

82. been the photographer or subject of a nude photo/video shoot?
No

83. had pictures/video taken of you having sex?
No

84. watched your usual sex partner have sex with someone else while you were not involved?
No

85. had a genital or nipple pierce?
No

86. practiced sexual role-playing (doctor/nurse, student/teacher, etc)?
No

87. engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment?
No

88. engaged in bondage as a "top" (tied someone up)?
No

89. engaged in bondage as a "bottom" (been tied up)?
No

90. been blindfolded during sex?
Yes

91. intentionally inflicted pain while performing sexual activities (sadism)?
No

92. willingly had pain inflicted on you during sexual activities (masochism)?
No

93. had a "safe word" arranged with your partner for use in S&M/B&D activities?
No

94. used nipple clips (clothespins count)?
No

95. used a whip, flogger, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?
No

96. intentionally inflicted or received an electric shock during sexual activities?
No

97. drawn blood by biting or scratching while performing sexual activities?
No

98. engaged in "golden showers"?
No

99. committed bestiality?
No

100. practiced necrophilia?
No

And now you know. Quite vanilla, really.

[ooc: Pretty darn adult-contenty.]

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[ooc: 29. used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you?
Yes

30. used another kind of inanimate object for penetration (cucumber, beer bottle, anything)?
Yes

I'll admmit... Mun kinda wants the backstory...]

[ooc: He and Lisa were very experimental.

La la la.]

[ooc: you can't say that and just go walking off. cause that makes me twitch and pine you know.

[ooc: I figure it like this: when he and Lisa got together, they both were just starting out and establishing their careers and all that . . . so what do you do when you're young, passionately in love and don't have a lot of money?

That's right. Screw each other silly.]

Well, since you were so obliging, I suppose it's only fair that I be as well.

Here. (http://rockscientist.livejournal.com/32481.html)

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