[Private to Ianto]

*smiles and kisses your nose*

I really wish you were making that up.

No, I don't. I can understand why fertility rituals involve nakedness. I mean, it's a fertility ritual. Nudity is kind of necessary for that. I just wish they didn't always insist on having us join them. I'm okay with watching the nudity, but I'd rather not actually be involved in it.