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[likesthecoat]

Stressful day.

Whoever tells me the best joke, or links me to the funniest picture, or cheers me up most effectively by whatever method you can find, wins . . . something I'll figure out later.

Judge's decisions are final.


(This contest may be rigged. I freely admit certain parties have a better chance at it than others.)


[ooc: Yeah, comments get adult contenty. A couple times.]

Comments

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I love you.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

You win. (I figured you would.)

I love you too.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Yay! What do I win?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

All my loving and all my hugs and kisses too. *drapes myself over you*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I'll take it. *snuggles closer*

So what's been causing the bad day?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*kisses your forehead*

Just the usual. Weevil chasing, negotiating with aliens wanting to move in, finding yet another piece of tech that has unsuspected side effects . . . I mean, it's all in a day's work, but it's usually four or five days, not just one.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*wraps my arms around you*

Sounds familiar. Is it slowing down yet, or are you still in the middle of things?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*tucks my head under your chin*

It's slowed down. I'm at my flat now, though I haven't got round to taking off my tie yet.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*kisses the top of your head*

Here then, let me take it off for you. *unties your tie and unbuttons the top two buttons of your shirt* Better?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*stretches out*

It's a very good start. Usually if two hours have passed without being called back I can count on getting an uninterrupted night's sleep, so I'm just waiting for those two hours.

And how was your day, my love? *runs my hand through your hair*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*leans into you*

Better than yesterday?

We had a hell of a mission. Cadman got hit pretty bad. I was in the infirmary all night. She's doing okay now though. Beckett's pretty good at patching people up.

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

i realize full well that i'm probably a little late on the draw, but i would still like to offer you the following, just in case you still need a laugh.

1. when i'm down, THIS (http://www.explosm.net/comics/50/) can usually make me giggle. you know, IF i actually did something as unmanly as giggling.

and

2. you've probably seen THIS (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown) about a milion times, but in my opinion, it STILL ranks pretty high on the list of 'funniest shit out there on the internets'.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Those are brilliant! I've seen #2 before but not for a while.

Here's one my vote for funniest video on the internet: Everyone's had more sex than me (http://www.squetch.com/tism.html) by TISM.

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

dude... god BLESS flash animation. that was awesome, and i don't even LIKE rabbits. the ending made me tear up a little bit, so i decided i should counter with 'gerbil in a microwave' (http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/64-gerbil_in_a_microwave), because my SOUL is black i am clearly disturbed.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I see your gerbil in a microwave, and I raise you OK Go's "Here We Go Again" enacted by Lego (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjCL0_0Il7w).

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

oh, you're just pulling out ALL the stops now, aren't you?

you want some lego? i got your lego right HERE (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=99174057823861673), baby.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

That was BRILLIANT. *bows down and worships*

So . . . how about fucking disturbing? I give you . . . Salad Fingers (http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm).

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

holy CRAP. i've actually met that guy, and he was an even WORSE mouth-breather, believe it or not.

i don't have jack to compare with that, so i'll throw out some making fiends (http://www.makingfiends.com/fiend01.htm), and hope it appeals to the little goth girl lurking inside you.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

. . . you've met Salad Fingers?


Here, you'll like this: Strong Bad invents Trogdor the Burninator (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html)

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

yeah, a couple of times, actually. i roomed with him (or possibly a close relative)briefly in college, and then i ran into him again in duluth about a year or so ago. couple of consecrated iron rounds to the chest will put him down pretty easily, if he ever shows up at your house to molest your spoons.

OMG. i haven't played around on homestarrunner.com in AGES. i feel kinda giddy from laughing so hard.

i think that between the two of us, we may have seen and done all there is to do on the world wide weird, so i give you... THIS. (http://captainpackrat.com/Misc/end.htm)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Mate, that's just freaky. But I'll remember that in case he shows up. I'm very protective of my spoons.

I love Homestar Runner. I haven't checked for an update in months, though, until tonight: I was so happy to see a new cartoon.

*laughs* I love it. I always knew there was one somewhere.

[chigong-master.livejournal.com]

I know I'm ridiculously late for this, but I've heard you speak of these before, and I've found a lot of these (http://icanhascheezburger.com/) quite entertaining...

I hope you feel better soon, my friend...

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

There are brilliant! Thank you.

I'm doing better. Just a matter of taking a deep breath and focusing on what's important.

[chigong-master.livejournal.com]

**smiles** I figured you'd like them. There are hundreds of them to look at. ^_^

And I'm glad to hear you're doing better. Next time you feel a bit overwhelmed and down, just remember this piece of advice:

Don't sweat the petty things. And don't pet the sweaty things.

Poignant, isn't it? ~_^

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

. . . but I like petting sweaty things . . .