[mixed post]

[likesthecoat]

I was looking for a prayer but couldn't find one that suited. So have a song instead. Comfort by Matt Wertz.

[Filtered to Lorne]

And in the midst of all this, your package arrived today.

Your drawing has gone into the silver frame beside my bed along with my favorite picture of you.

I love you.

Have you talked to Sheppard today?


[ooc: Comments get adulty. And a little weird. These two are dorkus majorkus, clearly.]

Comments

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I bet you could work wonders with that hot plate if you wanted.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Yes, I probably could, but then they'll start expecting it and I have other things to do than make everyone's omelettes exactly how they like them or what have you.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Sorry. Yes. Very important things. And you'd make such amazing omelettes that everyone would want them all the time, and you'd never get anything else done.

It's really a very good thing you don't cook for them.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne ]

Exactly. If I wanted to run a small breakfast-only cafe with crepes and excellent coffee with an apartment above just for me and my hot boyfriend . . .

Well, I would.

No, no cooking. Too much filing to be done.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Hot boyfriend, eh? And would this hot boyfriend get to partake of these wondrous crepes?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Of course he would. And he'd always get get his French toast with powdered sugar.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

How did you know I liked powdered sugar on my French toast?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Because I'm just that good French toast is best with powdered sugar.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I think you had it right the first time, babe.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*laughs* And you take your coffee regular, right? One sugar, one cream?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

No sugar, no cream. I like it black as sin.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

<--

*smiles*

You badass.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

That's me. Bad to the bone, baby.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Mmm. I like my boys bad. Can I feel your biceps?

Edited for accidental cat macro speak. Oh my.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Of course you can, baby. *flexes*

*laughs* It's okay, babe. I like my boys dorky.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Mmm . . . smoooooooooth.

Heh. My geek, let me show you it.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Ooh, I like that. When you run your fingers over my biceps.

God, I love you, geek.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Biceps nothing, I'm feeling you up right now.

I love you too, dork. Or like the LOLcats say, "I CAN HAZ FLYBOI."

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Oh, baby.

IZ IT CAN BE BUTTSECKS TIEM NAO?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I CAN HAZ LORNECOCK PLZ!

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*laughs* You'll always win at LOLcats, due to superior understanding of the form.

But anytime you want Lornecock, you just let me know, baby. Lornecock always wants you. :P

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Yes. I have made LOLcats an area of serious study. Right up there with haiku and jingles for insight into the collective zeitgeist. *throws other buzzwords at you*

I want Lornecock all the time, baby.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*is impressed with your ability to bullshit about internet phenomena*

Mmm...soon, baby. All the Lornecock you want.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

That's what a degree in literature gets you: an increased ability to bullshit.

. . . I tease :).

Oh, god. I know. I'm counting the minutes.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I knew I should've picked books over rocks. I've always wanted an increased ability to bullshit.

Only the minutes? Not the seconds? Milliseconds?