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Only I'm allowed to call him sexy.



There. It's out of my system. I hope.

Dammit. I'm not supposed to be the "stop flirting with my boyfriend" type.

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[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Which, flirting with Lorne or getting possessive?]

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Oh well, martha flirts with Lorne all the time. I meant the getting possessive.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Ianto doesn't mind Martha flirting with Lorne: he knows she doesn't expect it to go anywhere.]

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[ooc: heh, she knows, which is why she doesn't mind being blatant with it and over the top. Lorne is Safe Flirting Material *nods*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[ooc: This is Lorne's theory on the whole thing. He pretty much just assumes no one is taking him seriously.

...well, sometimes he worries that Shep might be, but other than that he places himself firmly in the Safe Flirting Material category.]

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Shep: Lorne, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to demote you to corporal for lusting after my girlfriends shoes. Sorry.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Ooh, demotion and decommissioning. That's harsh.

Lorne: I don't wanna be a corporal! Can't you just set me back to captain? I promise I'll be good.]

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[ooc: its a tough world kid...

shep: *glares* fine. but you know, keep it *hands* you know where]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Lorne: *cheeky grin* I don't think I do know, sir. You'll have to elaborate for me.]

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[ooc: lorne is a naughty slut. *GRINS!!*

shep: *frowns* you know... in your pants or you know... Ianto. I'm going away now to use mckay's brain scrubber. we shall never speak of this again. Captain.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Yes. Yes he is.

Lorne: *bigger cheeky grin and flawlessly crisp salute* Yes, sir!]

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[ooc: oh. bad, bad boy. teasing your CO... tsk.

Shep: Erg. Right. well. *blinks and frowns*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Lorne: *leaves to go find Ianto* Ianto? Sheppard said I had to keep it in my pants or in you...and frankly, I find these pants terribly uncomfortable.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Ianto: . . . Um, ow.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *cracks up*

Lorne: *pouts* Not all the time. Just for a bit. Just when my pants are a little too...um...tight.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Ianto: Oh, well, that's all right, then. C'mere, cowboy.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Lorne: Yay! Ianto sexxin' FTW!]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Ianto: TOES!!! *pounce*]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Lorne: HANDS!!! *pounce and snog*]

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *falls over laughing*

NAUGHTY LORNE! you can't walk around base like that!

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Lorne: Not all the time. See above comment about tight pants.]

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[ooc: because there are times Ianto is around your pants AREN'T tight?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[ooc: . . . it would seem not.]

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[ooc: MY POINT ENTIRELY HERE. If Ianto is there for the you know, using... it stands to reason that Lorne will just ...use him. Instead of pants.

I am imagining rather an interesting scenario during paperwork...]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[ooc: So perhaps it's a good thing they're apart, so Lorne can get some work done.]