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I'd like to add my thanks to Near and Matt for a great party. Wearing a monkey suit all night has never been so much fun.

And now, quiz war.

Get Your Sexy Name

I took Sage Vivant's Erotic Personality Quiz and discovered I'm a Top!

What is your Erotic Personality? Find out now.

[ooc: Contents get adulty.]

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[Private to Lorne ]

You're quite clever for arm candy.

[Private to Ianto]

Aww...thank you, baby.

[Private to Lorne]

So you have that as an advantage above all the other trophy boyfriends.

[Private to Ianto]

So when you take me around to show me off, you get to feel smug.

[Private to Lorne]

Yes, I do. "Look at my smart, beautiful boyfriend," I'll say.

[Private to Ianto]

And I'll just bat my eyes prettily and occasionally make a witty remark.

[Private to Lorne]

And I'll pat your butt and say how clever you are.

[Private to Ianto]

And I'll smile up at you from under my eyelashes and do something unspeakably filthy to my cocktail toothpick.

[Private to Lorne]

And I'll lose my train of thought because I'm too busy picturing you doing that to me later.

[Private to Ianto]

And I'll make up some excuse to drag you away to the nearest bathroom or broom closet or coat-check room and remind you just how clever I am.

[Private to Lorne]

And when we get back to the party we'll look perfectly respectable and everybody will still know that we're freshly fucked. It'll be in our faces.

[Private to Ianto]

And they'll all be terribly jealous because they wish their partners were as incredibly hot as either of us.

[Private to Lorne]

Terribly, terribly jealous. All our friends will be trying to steal us away from each other because they want our hotness.

[Private to Ianto]

Of course they will. But we're hopelessly devoted to each other, so they'll just have to pine from afar.

[Private to Lorne]

Those poor, poor people, missing out on a relationship like this.

[Private to Ianto]

Not everyone can be as lucky as we are, babe. *smooches*

[Private to Lorne]

Sometimes I have trouble believing we're as lucky as we are. *hugs tight*

[Private to Ianto]

Sometimes I do too. *hugs back just as tight*

[Private to Lorne]

I can't wait until I can show you off.

[Private to Ianto]

I can't wait to be shown off.

[Private to Lorne]

I'll try to keep the "Look at his arse! Have you ever seen such a perfect arse!" conversations to a minimum, though. I don't want to upset your colleagues.

[Private to Ianto]

*laughs* I appreciate that.

Feel free to say that to McKay whenever you want, though. It's always amusing to watch him sputter.

[Private to Lorne]

Will do. I'm looking forward to it.

[Private to Ianto]

I'm looking forward to showing you off too.

[Private to Lorne]

This is going to be fun. Don't you think it's going to be fun? Us doing--and being--and everything--together?

God, I can't wait until the IOA gets back to me.