an OOC Post: Why My Boyfriend Is Hotter Than Yours

[likesthecoat]

This is not intended in any way to be an in-character post.

But Ianto totally would, you know.




This is Major Evan Lorne. He likes flying and jam and sex and me.


I like him a lot too. There are several reasons why.


For instance, he's modest.


He's caring.


He has great taste in clothes.


He has a fine sense of humor.

This is his TACKLEPOUNCE!!! face.



In fact, once you get to know him, I'm certain you'll understand why before I met him I was like this:



And now I'm like this:



And why I call him
.

The end.

Comments

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[ooc: OMG! Win! Ianto so would. Hee.

Also, I made the perfect icon:


(http://pics.livejournal.com/rockscientist/pic/00010061/)

But it has Kavan's crappy old tattoo and not his cool new one. I feel like just handwaving it though and letting Lorne use it.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Those abs are . . . whoo boy.

Handwaving is good. We like handwaving.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Consider it handwaved.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

Umm that icon above?

Has made things hot in here for me.

And I think Martha is whimpering on the floor.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Ee hee hee hee.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

Oh you laugh now. I suggest chaining him to a desk. I think Martha is trying to pull him through the monitor.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Which one? Ianto or Lorne?

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

... she says both. I think she was initially trying for the Lorne with the ab-ness but she certainly doesn't discourage the Ianto-ness either.

She says she would really prefer both. At the same time. One on each side pls. But, then, she really is a saucy minx.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

HEE. She is indeed.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

*nods* Seriously, I can't do a thing with her *sighs*

One of these days I want a sex crack event where everyone's just... in one big room and doused with that lovely sex pollen stuff so there can be all sorts of pairings outside of the ones in canon.

It would be fun

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a job for tic_au.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

srsly? It does. Can we have random pairing sex over there please? It would be rly rly nice.

I think Martha has a very long list. And by Martha I mean me and her.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

That's what it's for, sez I.

Hee. Yes, I imagine she would, nudge nudge wink wink.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

Oh well then I say it was a great comm idea sex I.

Oh yeah she does know what I mean know what I mean. Someone whose name rhymes with... panto, might be up near the top.

I'm just saying.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

We could have a sex pollen week. Random hookups for the yay!

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

WHEE! and omg threesomes and moresomes...

though the moresomes could be hard on LJ tagging. But in my head they are oh so nice.

I am putting my two cents in now for Jack/Ianto/Lorne kthx

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I think if we had an orgy with every character in TIC LJ tagging could handle it.

So noted.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

I'm throwing my vote in for "everyone sexxes Lorne" week, myself.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

Of course you is.

But then, Marfa and I both like this plan to. And would like to sex him again.

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

i'm very much behind this idea.

also, the spectacle of seeing sam and ianto getting into a hair-pulling, eye-scratching cat fight over who gets to sexxx lorne on friday nights is NOT to be missed.

pure entertainment value, that.

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

sam can come to atlantis and has giant!sex wif ronon, yes?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

HEEE. I don't see why not.

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

oh, i think i'm gonna like that place.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Coolness.

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

absolutely. also, i'm optimistic about the possibility of the ancients having left a cache of super cool, space-age sex toys lying about SOMEWHERE.