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I keep meaning to do this one and then getting distracted.

Bold all the things on this list that you've done. Be as honest as possible, but feel free not to answer follow-up questions about them if they should happen to be classified or something like that.

1. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
2. Swam with wild dolphins
3. Climbed a mountain
4. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
5. Been inside the Great Pyramid
6. Held a tarantula
7. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
8. Said “I love you” and meant it
9. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had/Have amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your cds
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the snake river
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert”
83. Gotten flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in a Rocky Horror Picture Show
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
98. Passed out cold
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone’s heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Broken a bone
113. Gone on an African photo safari
114. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
115. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
116. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
117. Ridden a horse
118. Had major surgery
119. Had a snake as a pet
120. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
121. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
122. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
123. Visited all 7 continents
124. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
125. Eaten kangaroo meat
126. Eaten sushi
127. Had your picture in the newspaper
128. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
129. Gone back to school
130. Parasailed
131. Touched a cockroach
132. Eaten fried green tomatoes
133. Read “The Iliad”
134. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
135. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
136. Skipped all your school reunions
137. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
138. Been elected to public office
139. Written your own computer language
140. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
141. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
142. Built your own PC from parts
143. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
144. Had a booth at a street fair
145. Dyed your hair
146. Been a DJ
147. Shaved your head
148. Caused a car accident
149. Saved someone’s life

It's a bit American-centric, I think.

[ooc: contents get adulty. I'm sure no one's surprised.]

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You've never had a snowball fight? Oh, Ianto. You haven't truly lived.

And we still need to take that roadtrip sometime.

I've never lived some place where it snowed enough.

Yes, we do.

Someday when I've got leave, you'll have to come to my mom's again and we'll have a snowball fight. The best part is really the defrosting with hot chocolate that happens afterwards.

Does it snow in Tennessee?

Not as much as in other places, but yeah. It occasionally snows in Tennessee. It's too bad we didn't know each other when I lived in Colorado Springs. We got a lot of snow there. I could've taken you snowboarding.

I'm sure we can find a way to make that happen at some point, someplace else if not Colorado Springs.

Yeah. I'm sure there are all sorts of other places that get snow.

Switzerland, for instance. It snows a lot there.

Sure. Switzerland would work. Or someplace more exotic.

Vermont?

Yes. The exotic snow-capped peaks of Vermont. Dork.

I don't think you can go snowboarding in Tibet.

Only slightly.

No probably not.

Only very much so.

Because that's the first place that comes to mind when you say exotic and snow. Or maybe Nepal.

Wanna make somethin' of it, cowboy?

How about New Zealand, then?

You're the biggest dork I know, Ianto.

[Private to Ianto]

I think you know what I'd like to make of that, babe.

Oo, New Zealand. Let's go there!

I suppose if I have to be a superlative of any kind that's the best one.

[Private to Lorne]

You want to make a little time with me, cowboy?

Missed you, by the way.

New Zealand it is. Snowball fights and snowboarding. We could even go bungee jumping and cross something else off your list.

I certainly meant it as a compliment.

[Private to Ianto]

Do I ever.

I missed you too, darling.

And the parasailing. If we're going to go on a testosterone-fueled vacation we have to do the parasailing, too.

Thanks.

[Private to Lorne]

I do too. I wanna do stuff to ya.

How are you doing? How was the mission?

Oh, definitely parasailing. Surfing too.

You're welcome.

[Private to Ianto]

Mmm...like what?

I'm good. Glad to be back. The mission went well. No troubles. No snags. No angry locals. No cultural misunderstandings. A fate tempter really.

*laughs* In just seven days, you can make me a man.

[Private to Lorne]

I want you on a beach so much now.

I want to . . . slowly take off your uniform, put your weapons away, unlace your boots . . .

*knocks wood on your behalf*

*laughs* I think I could, yeah. ;)

Just don't expect me to do it in fishnets and heels.

[Private to Ianto]

Ooh, a beach sounds nice. Just you and me and the sound of the waves.

God, it's going to be nice to come home to you. And what should I be doing while you slowly undress me?

*smiles* Wouldn't dream of it.

[Private to Lorne]

Doesn't it just? Making love in the sun . . .

Oh, just relaxing, I hope. I'll be kissing you a lot, too.

You're picturing me in fishnets and heels now, aren't you?

[Private to Ianto]

Mmmm...slow and lazy because it's warm and we have all the time in the world...

Definitely relaxing. And kissing you back whenever I can.

A fine upstanding example of American military like you?

Never.

[Private to Lorne]

Us and sun and sand and water . . . God, I love you, baby.

And once you're naked I'm going to have you lie down and I'm going to massage your body from head to toe.

Uh huh. I know how your little mind works, Mr. Jones.

Kinky bastard.

[Private to Ianto]

I love you too, babe. Christ, I love you.

Oh, god. I want you here with me so bad right now. I want to feel your hands all over my body. God, I'd be moaning and melting under your hands.

Mmkay. Have it your way. I'm picturing you in fishnets and platforms, doing a little dance.

[Private to Lorne]

I'd just like to point out that I was content to let the fishnet thing go, but nooooo . . .

But I still love you anyway.

And I'll kiss you as I massage you, down your spine, on the back of your neck, down to that sweet curve of your back into your arse.

Ha! I knew it. Those suits can only hide so much.

[Private to Ianto]

It was too good to let go. I had to say something.

I love you too, babe. *smooches*

Mmm...and I'll sigh contentedly, perfectly happy with you here like this.

I have never worn fishnets under my suit.

That anybody knows about.

[Private to Lorne]

We are skirting so many boundaries right now. But if you're okay with it, I'm okay with it.

Now, the question is, are you too relaxed and sleepy for me to do more stuff to you or are you up for more?

If you say so.

[Private to Ianto]

I'm okay with it.

I'm pretty relaxed, but I could certainly be persuaded into more.

I'm trying to fulfill your illusions that I am a kinky bastard.

[Private to Lorne]

Good. Because when I have you naked and relaxed I want to make you feel good. I want to open your arse and lick into you.

I appreciate you pandering to my delusions of deviancy.

[Private to Ianto]

Oh, god, baby. I love that so much. It makes me groan and rock my hips back.

We're that good of friends, Major.

[Private to Lorne]

Oh, good. Because I'm licking you deep and holding your hip in one hand and my other is wrapping around your cock to stroke you.

That's very good to know.

[Private to Ianto]

Mmm...and I'm rocking back against your tongue and forwards into your hand. God, it feels good.

You know I'd do anything for you, Major.

[Private to Lorne]

I'm rubbing the head of your cock with my thumb and then jacking the shaft hard and fast, and my tongue is licking into you as deep as I can reach. And fuck, I'm so turned on I want to touch myself but I can't so my hips are shoving against the bed a little bit, just so I can get some pressure.

I know.

[Private to Ianto]

Christ, Ianto. I'm moaning and wriggling under you, thrusting into your hand and back onto your tongue. God, so fucking good.

[Private to Lorne]

I push a finger into you along with my tongue, flicking both deep, my fist tight around your cock.

[Private to Ianto]

God, baby. I groan and ride your tongue and finger, so close it hurts.

[Private to Lorne]

I twist my hand around your cock and waggle my tongue inside you. God, I want you to come. I love making you come.

[Private to Ianto]

I shudder hard and come, moaning your name and oh Christ, so fucking good.

[Private to Lorne]

I stroke you until you stop shuddering, and then I give a little kiss to the backs of your thighs.

[ooc: bedtime.]

[Private to Ianto]

I take a moment to catch my breath, then turn over and pull you up to kiss you hard.

[ooc: goodnight.]

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