likesthecoat | quiz wars: Iantology

I'm sure I'm not alone in needing something silly to think about, so. QUIZ WAR IS ON.

Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by "ology."

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
Oil and vinegar, though it depends on the salad.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Jubilee Pizza.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
I've been eating at Brazz a lot lately. The duck is amazing.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
10%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
I think I have eaten pizza every day for two weeks more than once.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperoni, or extra cheese and mushrooms.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
Honey, or beans if it's for supper.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
At work, it's a blue amorphous thing. At home, it's a picture my mum took a few months ago.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
One.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Only things that weren't supposed to be there in the first place.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
I helped Dad move some boxes out of the attic last night.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Yes.

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I wouldn't. I like my name.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Blue, though apparently dark purple works for me, too. And black, but most people look good in black.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
By mistake? No.

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
Yes.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
Yes.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
*laughs* No, I've done it for free.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
No.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Perhaps. It would depend on which magazine.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Yes. I think I could handle the stomachache afterwards.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
No.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Four pounds fifty and one of Rhodri's socks. Should get that back to Euan.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
No, it isn't. It's a collection of catchphrases and a dance routine.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Hardwood.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I stand.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
Yes, though it would depend on how live-able-with the roommates are, too.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Never.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
For a very long time I wanted to be a librarian.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Last Friend you talked to?
In person, Martha. On the phone, Jack. Online, Sam.

Q: Last person who called you?
Jack.

Q: Person you hugged?
Eleanor, my sister-in-law.

Q: Number?
8

Q: Season?
Spring. Spring's nice.

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
God, yes.

Q: Watching?
Rhodri play with some activity gym thing. It's a plastic arch that the baby lies under, and it makes noises when they kick or pull at the shapes that hang down from it. He's having a pretty good time.

Q: Worrying about?
Oh, name it, I'm worrying about it.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
My brother's.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
I'd say I can't wait to get back to Cardiff, but I'd be on my way if that were true. Though perhaps I'm prolonging it just to be perverse.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
They showed us "Night at the Museum" on the flight home. It was horrible.

Q: Do you smile often?
No.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
I . . . don't know, really. Moreso on line than in person. I tend to be standoffish in person, I think.

Q. What's your favorite soup?
Egg drop.

Q. What do you think of your friends on the internet?
I think they're fantastic.

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Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Private to Lorne]

I turn back my head to kiss you.

[Private to Ianto]

I kiss you deep, pulling my fingers out and lining up my cock.

[Private to Lorne]

Fuck, I'm panting hard, my whole body is shaking, god, I want you in me so much.

[Private to Ianto]

God, babe, I want you too. Want to be in you. I push carefully inside you, rocking slowly until I'm all the way in.

[Private to Lorne]

Fuck me hard, baby. Fuck me hard.

[Private to Ianto]

Oh, Christ, yes. I pull out until just the head of my cock is inside you and thrust back in as hard as I can.

[Private to Lorne]

I groan and push back with you. Fuck, baby, it's so--fuck.

[Private to Ianto]

God, yeah...fuck, feels so good, baby. I'm holding onto your hips and fucking you hard and fast, and Christ, you're so fucking tight around me.

[Private to Lorne]

God, I love it, you fucking me like this, so turned on I don't even have to touch myself to know I'm going to come and come hard.

[Private to Ianto]

Oh, fuck, babe...I want that. Want you to come, want to fee lit.

[Private to Lorne]

Oh, god, yes, you're hitting me in just the right place and I'm so fucking hard and I'm coming, baby, fuck me, Im comng.

[Private to Ianto]

God, yeah, fuck, babe, I can feel you, your ass squeezing my cock, and I'm fuckign you so hard and Christ, baby, I'm coming inside you.

[Private to Lorne]

God, you're so fucking perfect. I rock with you, reaching back to hold your hip, and I can feel you and--just, Lorne. I love you.