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likesthecoat) wrote2007-12-20 06:46 pm
likesthecoat) wrote2007-12-20 06:46 pm
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I saw this one and couldn't resist
[Filtered to friends]Remember the purity test?
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right side.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not for money, no.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
No.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, not all, but most.
13. Love or money?
Love.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
No.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Five star hotel. I never liked camping.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Wyndham Road.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Sure. It'll grow back.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes.
24. Favorite drink?
Martinis. I don't like the fruity ones, though. At most a dirty martini, but I like vodka martinis best.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
. . . there's been touching.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
No.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Not naughty, no. Pictures of me not entirely dressed, yes.
32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
All of you, I hope. We're a brave bunch.
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Oh love. *hugs* Yes you do! Sex! With another person and not a plastic object! *teases*
[ooc: yeah, i figured that would just be a bit too much angst.]
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*laughs* Yeah . . .
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You two going to make it out at all? Think I could buy you guess a drink? A dance? something?
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We have an outing planned for New Year's Eve. Other than that, I GET TO HAVE SEX!!!
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Yes, but that is your guys' night that will end in sex. besides the sex, you think you could spare a few hours? For a breather?
Yes, you get sex.
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Possibly, but first, the sex.
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right so, after sex?
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More sex, probably. :D
We'll get together, love. I promise. We haven't really made any plans aside from New Year's Eve.
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More sex?? You boys trying to see how long you can keep going before passing out? Or just trying to be conjoined together as long as possible?
Mmk. good. I want to buy my boys a drink.
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I haven't touched him since October. I'm a little jittery.
Brilliant. I know just the place.
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Yeah.
I'm trying to convince Sam to come and see me then. Maybe I'll have all of my boys there. Plus someone to keep me entertained when you two invariably sneak off to shag in the loo and not invite me.
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So you two can mock us while we're shagging in the loo? Hm.
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Mock, or convince him for a shag. Either one really.
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Isn't he involved with someone?
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... Unless you know things I don't. Last I knew he and said person had broken it off.
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Oh, I hadn't heard that.
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Yeah, I don't think its um, public knowledge or anything so keep it under that hat of yours you don't wear.
Its one of the reasons why I think he should come to Cardiff for New Years...
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I'll keep it under my hair, then.
Should he? Hm. It would get his mind off it, at least.
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... yeah.
And I miss him. There's that reason too.
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I miss him too.
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yeah...
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