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[Filtered to friends]

Remember the purity test?

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right side.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not for money, no.

7. Shower or bath?
Shower.

8. Do you pee in the shower?
No.

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, not all, but most.

13. Love or money?
Love.

14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
No.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Five star hotel. I never liked camping.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Wyndham Road.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Sure. It'll grow back.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.

20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes.

24. Favorite drink?
Martinis. I don't like the fruity ones, though. At most a dirty martini, but I like vodka martinis best.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
. . . there's been touching.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.

30. Have you been caught having sex?
No.

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Not naughty, no. Pictures of me not entirely dressed, yes.

32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.

33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
All of you, I hope. We're a brave bunch.

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[Private to Ianto]

That's my baby. Always so brave.

[Private to Lorne]

I'm glad I can make you proud, flyboy.

[Private to Ianto]

You certainly can. In fact, proud is just one of the many things you can make me.

[Private to Lorne]

I can also make you horny.

[Private to Ianto]

Mmhm. Also jealous, incoherent, desperate and unspeakably happy.

[Private to LOrne]

Oh, baby...not desperate. That worries me.

[Private to Ianto]

Not even desperate to see you again? Because I am a little.

[Private to Lorne]

Well, desperate to see me is okay, because I'm desperate to see you, too.

[Private to Ianto]

Good. Because I think the only thing that's going to stop me being desperate to see you is actually seeing you.

[Private to Lorne]

Five days, my love. Five days and I'm yours.

God, I love you.

[Private to Ianto]

Fuck, I love you too, babe.

Just five days. I can handle that. I think.

[Private to Lorne]

You can handle it, sweetheart. Just hold to the knowledge that in five days I'm going to hold you and kiss you and make love with you and tell you how much I love you and take care of you and make you happy.

[Private to Ianto]

You make me happy now, babe. But...yeah, just five days until I can feel you in my arms and fall asleep next to you and go dancing with you and make love with you. God, I'm coming home to you, darling.

[Private to Lorne]

I like the in-person making-happy, though.

Mm. Coming home to me. I love that.

[Private to Ianto]

I much prefer that kind.

I love it too. It's been a long time since going back to Earth felt like going home.

[Private to Lorne]

You'll always have a home here, sweetheart.

[Private to Ianto]

I was hoping you'd say that. And I'll come home as often as I can.

[Private to Lorne]

While there's breath in my body, my love.

Good. I miss you so much.

[Private to Ianto]

Jesus, babe. When you say things like that... I don't know what to say in response. I just want to kiss you.

I miss you too, darling.

[Private to Lorne ]

I'm just saying what's in my heart.

You can kiss me any time.

Happy Christmas, sweetheart.

[Private to Ianto]

I know. That's what makes it so amazing.

*kisses you*

Merry Christmas, darling.

[Private to Lorne]

I'm blushing now.

*kisses you*

I wanted to be with you tonight. But I get you in four days. It's enough.

[Private to Ianto]

Good. You are amazing, you know. And I love you so much.

*kisses you*

I wanted that too, babe, but it's just four days, and you get me for a week, and we'll be together for New Year's.

[Private to LOrne]

I love you too, sweetheart. You amaze me every day.

*kisses you*

I know. I'm trying to be grateful for what I've been given and not pine for what I can't have.

[Private to Ianto]

Now I'm blushing.

*kisses you*

I'm still upset about not being with you on Christmas. I'm just trying to remind myself that I'll see you soon.

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