I admit, I dared him

[likesthecoat]

Dear TIC,

The Captain has cracked his nut. Please send help.

Yours,

Ianto


He's a good singer, though.





[ooc: La.]

Comments

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

You sure he hasn't been that way the whole time and you just never noticed?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Now that you mention it, no. *eyes him suspiciously*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Well, that should be at least a little comforting for you. You might not be the one who actually pushed him over.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

He only wears the kilt when I bring it up, though. I feel at least a little responsible.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

I see.

Well, I know how you feel about men in kilts. I'm sure no one could blame you for bringing it up.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I didn't ask him to wear the kilt. That was his own idea.

[Private to Lorne]

You're not upset, are you? Jack just likes to indulge me.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

A little?

But not with you, and I'll get over it.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

It's just a kilt and a song.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I know.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Don't people do silly things in Atlantis to distract each other sometimes?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Yes, of course they do.

Look, I'm not jealous. I'm really not. I just wish I could do silly things to distract you too.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

You can distract me with your sexy self any time, love.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

That's not exactly what I meant, but thank you, babe.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I thought about saying "your silly self" but you're not really that silly.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

You don't think I'm silly? I can be silly. Isn't that inherent in my dorkiness?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I don't know if silliness and dorkiness necessarily go hand-in-hand. Some dorks are very serious.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

And am I a very serious dork?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Hmm. Let me put it this way: I have a hard time picturing you wearing a pocket protector and mismatched socks just to make me laugh.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

If that's what it took to make you laugh, I would.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Awww . . . you love me even at the price of your dignity. *snuggles*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Of course, I do, baby. *kisses*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

And will you sing for me whenever I ask?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

If you really want to suffer through the experience of hearing me, I would be more than happy to sing for you whenever you ask.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Sweetheart, if it's you it won't be suffering. Even if you are completely tone-deaf.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Awww...you love me enough to tolerate my singing. *snuggles*

For the record, I'm not tone-deaf. I can hear the notes just fine, and I know I'm out of key. I just don't seem to be able to do anything about it.