[internet cafe] as threatened . . . the dreaded emo haiku

[likesthecoat]

My soul is empty
like a stained coffee cup
or a pot of jam.

*splash*

Comments

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Is this about the video games? Man, I'm sorry. Sam offered me apricot jam. That's really hard to resist.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is. It's not every bloke I let play with my joystick.

[love-the-chase.livejournal.com]

Aww.

I'm sorry that your soul is empty. Heh.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

It is, oh, it is. I have been mocked beyond endurance and by my prom date, of all people.

It's terrible, being this sensitive in such a rough and uncaring world.

[love-the-chase.livejournal.com]

Prom date?

What have I've been missing?

And I'm sure it's very hard to be such a sensitive guy in this world.

*Hugs (almost nibbles at neck)* ;)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

*eyebrows* Well. Neck-nibbling. Hm.

Prom date. Sam asked me to go with him to his prom and I said I would, but now I'm not so sure, now that I know what he really thinks of me.

[love-the-chase.livejournal.com]

I'm hungry. *Kitten eyes* Can you spare like a pint of blood or so?

Ah. I didn't know Sam even had a prom to go to. Heh. Aww. I'm sure if it was anything mean or stupid he didn't mean it...probably.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Er, no. I rather need my blood to live, you see.

Don't universities have proms? I have no idea.

[love-the-chase.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. You know blood is life and all that, but I'm only talking a tiny portion here. A few gulps.

No, I don't think they have proms. I think only High schools have those.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Indeed. I'm not really into blood sports, though.

Ah, I see. I'm not sure what prom I'm supposed to be taking him to, then.

[love-the-chase.livejournal.com]

Heh. Who's talking sport. I'm talking dinner. *Grins*

Hmm. Yes, I wonder. Maybe you should just ask.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

And yet how little incentive that gives me to tell you where I live.

If it ever becomes more than a silly distraction, perhaps I will.

[love-the-chase.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Don't worry. We're in two totally different countries and I do have some self control. I'm not gonna bite unless I can.

Me being all good and such. Don't take away my fun.

You do that, then, when the time comes. :)