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likesthecoat ([personal profile] likesthecoat) wrote2009-03-28 09:03 pm
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Viva la vegas!!!

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodr unk.

Lllorne tok me to a stripe club and got me a lap dance and I got soo turnd on. HA. Joke's on him. Nearly shaged in the car. I LOVe my baby so much!!1111 I had sex with Lorne in Las vegas. Weve had sex in three states and hree countrs now.

happy brithday to me!
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[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What are you pouting for? You just got kissed and a hickey. Surely that makes you happy.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pouting for the stubble burn.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it balances out with the hangover.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought the blowjob this morning balanced out the hangover...

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The beej does not cure a hangover, sweetheart.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither does giving me stubble burn, baby.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
As my husband, you're supposed to share my burdens. Including the pain of a hangover.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh is that how that works.


You're welcome to get me drunk sometime and give me a roaring hangover.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd rather shag you in a cab.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
We're taking a cab home from the airport...

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Prepare yourself for some lovin'. Provided my hangover's gone by then.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
If we get banned from every Cardiff taxi company, I'm holding you completely responsible.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
We can be more subtle than that.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so you want me to be quiet. I see. I'll do my best.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I want you to be quiet if you're worried about being banned from every taxi company in Cardiff.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
And if I'm not worried you want me to scream my lungs out?

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...I suppose we could always start asking Jack for rides to and from the airport.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, he won't mind if we shag in the back seat.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not shagging you in front of Jack.

Ever.

Not even if we get to that 'end of the world orgy' you keep telling me about.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, dear. No shagging in front of Jack.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I was just saying, if we get banned for shagging in a cab, we could use Jack's chauffeuring services from then on.
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