[internet cafe] I'm resisting the italics of sarcasm

[likesthecoat]

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Tosh had an idea when I came in this morning: I should take some vocabulary and maths aptitude tests now, and again after I change back, to test if male brains and female brains work differently. And I get the sense that's just the beginning of the tests she'd like to run on me.

. . . I want to hide down in the archives for a bit. I mean, I'll do them, but I'm not wild about feeling like a lab monkey. I'm still me, dammit.

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[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

( . . . with your other friend?)


Oh god, I'm giggling.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

*groans* Actually, I blushed a little at that, so giggling is probably not so bad.

(And no, he's been banished to the mainland for the rest of the day.)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

(Aw, that's a pity. Still, probably best you don't develop cystitis at this point. That would ruin your fun.)

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

(Actually, I'm not sure how I feel about him being gone. And there are suddenly so many things to consider that I didn't have to consider before really. I'm pretty amazed I actually remembered to have him wear a condom. I don't even want to know what would happen if I got pregnant. *shudders*)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

( . . . ceasarian section.

*runs away*)

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

(*catches up and smacks upside the head* You're lucky I'm a girl now, otherwise that could very well have been a fist to the face.

I'm just wondering what the paperwork would look like. Father: Maj. Evan Lorne. Mother: unknown.

Yeah, I'm not sure the brass back home could come up with a plausible reason for that. And I can just imagine my mom's reaction. "I'm serious, Ma. My baby's got no mama." She'd probably force Ronon to make an honest man of me.)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

(I'm not afraid of you :P)

I think, if you carry the child, that makes you the mother. But I could be wrong about that.

You could always say you adopted . . ? That's a fine old standby for unwed mothers.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

(That's okay. I'm not scared of me either.)

I was thinking the other option was to list two fathers.

If I adopted, she'd want to raise the kid for me. Actually, either way, she'd want to raise the kid for me.

The moral of the story is: Condoms are your friends.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

And a wise moral that is, too.