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[likesthecoat]

[Filtered from Jack]

Martha's here!

And I suspect she likes Cardiff a lot more than she expected. Her Welsh is much better than Sam's, anyway, and there's been much less debauchery. It's clear: my bloke-friends are a bad influence on my fragile little self and I need a strong woman around to keep me in line. *nods*

I'm taking her to Bute Park in a bit, to tour the castle and have some lunch while the sun's out.

You know I'm going to get as many as possible of you to my beautiful city someday. You can bet on it.


[Filtered to Owen, Tosh & Gwen]

The situation with Martha is a bit complex, so I'd appreciate it if you don't mention this to Jack.

Comments

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying it where everyone can see, so they know what they're in for when they meet you.

MARTHA IS LIBERAL WITH HER KISSES.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

IS THIS A BAD THING?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

NO, IT'S LOVELY. IT MAKES ME CAPSLOCK WITH ADORATION.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

OH WELL CAPSLOCK OF ADORATION FROM MY KISSES IS A GOOD THING. I KINDA LIKE THAT.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE JUST THAT KIND OF GIRL.

[ooc: Mun must now make an icon that says "I LOVE YOU LIKE SQUEE LOVES CAPSLOCK." *facepalms*]

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

WAIT ARE YOU SAYING I'M EASY?

[ooc: HEE!! love it!]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I'M SAYING YOU MAKE ME CAPSLOCK.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHA, WHY DOES THAT SOUND DIRTIER THAN IT SHOULD?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE I CAN HEAR YOU GIGGLING AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO MAKE YOU GIGGLE MORE?

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA IANTO JONES I MAY HAVE TO KEEP YOU.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I SHOULD HOPE SO.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

HEE. *PETS YOU AND KEEPS YOU*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

YAY! SHE'S GOING TO KEEP ME!

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

YAY! I WARN YOU I MAY HAVE TO SPOIL YOU...

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

YAY! I LIKE BEING SPOILED!

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

OMG HE HEE YOU WILL BE A KEPT MAN. *LAUGHS*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST PERSON TO OFFER ME THAT!

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

WHAT? I'M NOT? ... IANTO I AM CRUSHED HERE.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I'M IN DEMAND, MISSY.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU ARE, WHAT IS THE STARTING BID?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

FULL TIME IN BED WITH OCCASIONAL SHOWERS AND HAND-FEEDING.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT IS GOOD. I SEE THE STARTING BID AND RAISE IT UHH, PAMPERING ALIEN TECH DEVICES. *NODS*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

. . . WHAT KIND OF ALIEN TECH DEVICES? PLEASURE-INDUCING ALIEN TECH DEVICES? BECAUSE IF I'M GOING TO BE YOUR KEPT MAN I WILL BE LIVING A LIFE OF PLEASURE.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Can I up my bid to full time in bed, occasional showers and hand-feeding, plus you get to have your wicked way with me whenever you want?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Oh, you win.

*pounces*