because nothing says "I'm back from vacation" like a time-wasting meme

[likesthecoat]

This is from Sam. All blame is on him.

1. make a list of 12 TIC members, in random order. yes, you can put yourself on there. in fact, i even encourage you to do so.

2. click the cut below only AFTER you've made your list, and then answer all the questions to the best of your ability. as always, bonus points are awarded for creativity.

3. post the results to your journal (also under a cut) , then sit back and enjoy the resulting chaos. crack open a beer and pat yourself on the back if you're feeling particularly accomplished.

4. DON'T read anyone else's meme until you've completed and posted your own. i'll know if you cheat, 'cause i'm psychic.

5. most importantly, keep in mind that like every other meme out there, this is all just for shits and giggles. does that scare you? it should.

1. Ianto


2. Jack


3. Tosh


4. Gwen


5. Owen


6. Lorne


7. Martha


8. John


9. Near


10. Sam


11. Matt


12. Hakkai

1.) Does number 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist? An exhibitionist.

2.) Who on your list would number 11 be most likely to bottom to? Honestly? No one. Unless Near was very good that week.

3.) Would you rather do number 3 or number 5? Number 3. I think number 5 would prefer that, too.

4.) Between number 4 and number 1, who would you rather have do YOU? *laughs* Well, if I let number 1 do me . . .

5.) Number 12 and number 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that occurs during this encounter. (Good lord, Sam, where did you find this?)

Jack: "I'm Captain Jack Harkness." *pounce*
Hakkai: "Eep!"

6.) Would you pay to see naked pictures of number 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures? No, no, and ask Near.

7.) Where's the most likely place for number 5 and number 9 to have sex? Owen would have to fight off Matt first.

8.) When number 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about... *coughs*

9.) What is number 11's favorite sex toy? Near.

10.) Come up with a title for an erotic story involving a 12/7/1 menage a trois. Would you read it? Would you write it? If so, what sort of warnings/enticements would you use to describe the content of your story to other potential readers?

The Terribly Polite and Occasionally Silly Adventures of a Teaboy, A Doctor, and An Adventurer. No, no, and good lord, don't ask me think of this, please.

11.) Who's more likely to be tied up during (consentual) sex, number 2 or number 6? Um. Number 2.

12.) If number 11 and number 3 were carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's more likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Neither of them. They're probably having an affair right now and noooooooobody knooooooooooows . . .

13.) As a birthday present, number 7's longtime lover number 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What is number 7's secret birthday wish? It probably involves shoes.

14.) Choose a food item for number 4 and number 12 to use together (Yes, in BED. Haven't you realized there's a THEME to this yet?) Um. Bananas? I don't know.

15.) Number 8 and Number 4 are in a full-time D/s relationship. Who's the top? Gwen. :)

16.) What sort of fetish is number 9 LEAST likely to indulge? Something involving toys, of course.

17.) What would you do if you had number 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What do you think number 5 would do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed? If number 5 IS you, then I guess you've already answered that second part, huh? *laughs* Um, I'm sure I'd enjoy it, whatever it was. I suspect Owen would tell him to get out.

18.) What wouldn't number 10 and number 4 tell their friends about their sex life together, assuming they both actually HAVE a mutual sex life and some friends? I think Gwen would keep it on the downlow, since she's got this boyfriend and all . . . while Sam doesn't know the meaning of "discreet."

19.) Number 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for number 9. Where is it? What does it depict and/or say? It would be a Lego brick.

20.) Imagine that number 2 publishes an erotic novel about a series of trysts between number 11 and number 6. What might the summary on the back cover of the book say? "Imagine it, two people I haven't slept with!"

21.) If number 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would number 8 react? Cringeingly.

22.) And finally, we've reached the obligatory fill-in-the-blanks mad libs portion of the meme, so just copy/paste the appropriate names into the bold sections below:

(Near) and (Ianto) are having a quickie in a broom closet when (John) walks in on them. Naturally enough, (John) joins in, but first pages (Tosh), who's right in the middle of nailing (Owen) into the mattress. (Tosh) abandons (Owen) on the verge of orgasm, understandably excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and (Owen), totally irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous (Gwen) attempts to rescue him/her. But (Owen) will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where (Sam) is one of his/her regular clients. And then they all lived happily ever after. THE END.

  

Comments

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

11. What makes you think I wouldn't let you tie me up?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Mostly that it's never really come up. Except you doing it to me, which . . . is not objectionable.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Not objectionable? If that's as enthusiastic as you can get, I think we should take it off the list.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne ]

Yes. I'd rather you dip me in chocolate.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Chocolate's good. I can do chocolate.

And if you wanted to tie me up...

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*smiles* I'll just leave you to wonder, my love.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I could wonder.

Or I could spend my time imagining all sorts of incredibly kinky things you could do to me while I was tied up.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

It would involve a lot of tongue, I suspect.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Just tongue? Now I'm disappointed.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Did I say it would only be tongue? Noooo . . . I said it would involve tongue.

And perhaps fingers.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Tongue and fingers is a good start.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

And since you're tied down and docile, maybe I could . . . play a little. Paint you with watercolors, maybe. Paint a sky on your belly and a bird on your feet and gardens in your hands.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Tied down does not necessarily mean docile.

But watercolors would probably be a little cold. They'd probably make me shiver. Maybe gasp a little.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Oh, you'd be docile. This is consensual, remember. I wouldn't do it if you didn't want me to.

Maybe I could paint snowflakes over your goosebumps.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I didn't say I wasn't enjoying it. But what's the point in tying me down if I'm going to be docile?

You'd have to be careful with the watercolors though. You couldn't use your tongue afterwards.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Hm . . . there must be some kind of edible body paint.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I'm sure there are all sorts of options in that direction. Even Amazon sells some (http://www.amazon.com/EDIBLE-BODY-PAINT-FLAVOR-STENCIL/dp/B0009XVRM8).

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Oh my.

I like the notion of glow-in-the-dark bubble bath more, I think. You can take a bath! In the dark!

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I was rather intrigued by this one (http://www.amazon.com/Lovers-Paintbox-Kama-Sutra-Edible-Chocolate/dp/B000FNBZ4C/ref=pd_sbs_hpc_2/103-0441129-3226256).

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Oo. I like the look of the brush.

Ever tried honey dust?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Yeah, that does look rather nice.

I don't think so, no.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

It's dust made from dried honey, and you brush it over your lover and then lick it off. It's quite tasty. And a lot of fun.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Ooh...that does sound like fun. We'll have to try it the next time I'm in Cardiff.

(I almost typed "home" there.)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I'll stock up.

(*smiles widely* It can be your home anytime you want, my love.)

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

It felt like home, when I was there. It felt like our home.