because nothing says "I'm back from vacation" like a time-wasting meme

[likesthecoat]

This is from Sam. All blame is on him.

1. make a list of 12 TIC members, in random order. yes, you can put yourself on there. in fact, i even encourage you to do so.

2. click the cut below only AFTER you've made your list, and then answer all the questions to the best of your ability. as always, bonus points are awarded for creativity.

3. post the results to your journal (also under a cut) , then sit back and enjoy the resulting chaos. crack open a beer and pat yourself on the back if you're feeling particularly accomplished.

4. DON'T read anyone else's meme until you've completed and posted your own. i'll know if you cheat, 'cause i'm psychic.

5. most importantly, keep in mind that like every other meme out there, this is all just for shits and giggles. does that scare you? it should.

1. Ianto


2. Jack


3. Tosh


4. Gwen


5. Owen


6. Lorne


7. Martha


8. John


9. Near


10. Sam


11. Matt


12. Hakkai

1.) Does number 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist? An exhibitionist.

2.) Who on your list would number 11 be most likely to bottom to? Honestly? No one. Unless Near was very good that week.

3.) Would you rather do number 3 or number 5? Number 3. I think number 5 would prefer that, too.

4.) Between number 4 and number 1, who would you rather have do YOU? *laughs* Well, if I let number 1 do me . . .

5.) Number 12 and number 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that occurs during this encounter. (Good lord, Sam, where did you find this?)

Jack: "I'm Captain Jack Harkness." *pounce*
Hakkai: "Eep!"

6.) Would you pay to see naked pictures of number 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures? No, no, and ask Near.

7.) Where's the most likely place for number 5 and number 9 to have sex? Owen would have to fight off Matt first.

8.) When number 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about... *coughs*

9.) What is number 11's favorite sex toy? Near.

10.) Come up with a title for an erotic story involving a 12/7/1 menage a trois. Would you read it? Would you write it? If so, what sort of warnings/enticements would you use to describe the content of your story to other potential readers?

The Terribly Polite and Occasionally Silly Adventures of a Teaboy, A Doctor, and An Adventurer. No, no, and good lord, don't ask me think of this, please.

11.) Who's more likely to be tied up during (consentual) sex, number 2 or number 6? Um. Number 2.

12.) If number 11 and number 3 were carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's more likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Neither of them. They're probably having an affair right now and noooooooobody knooooooooooows . . .

13.) As a birthday present, number 7's longtime lover number 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What is number 7's secret birthday wish? It probably involves shoes.

14.) Choose a food item for number 4 and number 12 to use together (Yes, in BED. Haven't you realized there's a THEME to this yet?) Um. Bananas? I don't know.

15.) Number 8 and Number 4 are in a full-time D/s relationship. Who's the top? Gwen. :)

16.) What sort of fetish is number 9 LEAST likely to indulge? Something involving toys, of course.

17.) What would you do if you had number 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What do you think number 5 would do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed? If number 5 IS you, then I guess you've already answered that second part, huh? *laughs* Um, I'm sure I'd enjoy it, whatever it was. I suspect Owen would tell him to get out.

18.) What wouldn't number 10 and number 4 tell their friends about their sex life together, assuming they both actually HAVE a mutual sex life and some friends? I think Gwen would keep it on the downlow, since she's got this boyfriend and all . . . while Sam doesn't know the meaning of "discreet."

19.) Number 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for number 9. Where is it? What does it depict and/or say? It would be a Lego brick.

20.) Imagine that number 2 publishes an erotic novel about a series of trysts between number 11 and number 6. What might the summary on the back cover of the book say? "Imagine it, two people I haven't slept with!"

21.) If number 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would number 8 react? Cringeingly.

22.) And finally, we've reached the obligatory fill-in-the-blanks mad libs portion of the meme, so just copy/paste the appropriate names into the bold sections below:

(Near) and (Ianto) are having a quickie in a broom closet when (John) walks in on them. Naturally enough, (John) joins in, but first pages (Tosh), who's right in the middle of nailing (Owen) into the mattress. (Tosh) abandons (Owen) on the verge of orgasm, understandably excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and (Owen), totally irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous (Gwen) attempts to rescue him/her. But (Owen) will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where (Sam) is one of his/her regular clients. And then they all lived happily ever after. THE END.

  

Comments

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

5.) livejournal, of course.

i'm dying, here. fucking DYING of laughter. you are a brave, brave soul, my friend.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I'm going to be the one blushing in the corner, thanks.

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

hey, at least you took a stab at it. show some pride in all your hard work, dammit.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Yay, I'm a pervert. :P

[stanford-lawboy.livejournal.com]

possibly. i wouldn't know.

just... please tell me you got a laugh or two out of it.

[legofortress.livejournal.com]

Dear God, I can't breathe...!

I'll have you know I have plenty of... toys.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I misread the question: I thought it said which fetish would someone participate in, not which they'd avoid.

I'm sure your toybox is nicely stocked.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

11. What makes you think I wouldn't let you tie me up?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Mostly that it's never really come up. Except you doing it to me, which . . . is not objectionable.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Not objectionable? If that's as enthusiastic as you can get, I think we should take it off the list.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne ]

Yes. I'd rather you dip me in chocolate.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Chocolate's good. I can do chocolate.

And if you wanted to tie me up...

[chigong-master.livejournal.com]

...There are just not enough words on the planet, I think... **chuckles**

I did like your book title, though...

Any and all questions will remain pure speculation, though. Not going there. Not at all...~_^

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Some things are better left unexplained, I suspect.

Thanks. I'm sure if I thought about it I could find something catchier, but that'll do.

SO NOT ASKING.

[chigong-master.livejournal.com]

Mm hmm...how does that expression go? Curiosity killed the cat or something like that, yes?

**smirks** You know you want to...

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

NO REALLY I DON'T.

[chigong-master.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Ianto... -_-

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

Something involving shoes? Does that mean you're gonna be there? *grins*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Do you want me to be, nudge nudge wink wink?

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

Oh I think I'd like you right in the middle of it all, say no more say no more.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.


Right in the middle? Oh, boy.

[come-by-shep.livejournal.com]

*snicker* I love this meme.

[Private to Ianto]
And because it's my day to scare people - what makes you think I'd cringe if Jack walked into my room naked but for a feather boa? He's hot, right?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

It's been . . . revealing.

[Private to John]

He's very hot, but boas are in very poor taste. I'd cringe, were I ever to find myself in that situation.

[sanzo-31.livejournal.com]

5- **snickers at Hakkai's 'eep'** I'm willing to bet though that, once his surprise wore off, he'd give as good as he got...

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure he would. Jack in action is just . . . a sight.