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likesthecoat) wrote2007-09-07 10:27 am
likesthecoat) wrote2007-09-07 10:27 am
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because nothing says "I'm back from vacation" like a time-wasting meme
This is from Sam. All blame is on him.
1. make a list of 12 TIC members, in random order. yes, you can put yourself on there. in fact, i even encourage you to do so.
2. click the cut below only AFTER you've made your list, and then answer all the questions to the best of your ability. as always, bonus points are awarded for creativity.
3. post the results to your journal (also under a cut) , then sit back and enjoy the resulting chaos. crack open a beer and pat yourself on the back if you're feeling particularly accomplished.
4. DON'T read anyone else's meme until you've completed and posted your own. i'll know if you cheat, 'cause i'm psychic.
5. most importantly, keep in mind that like every other meme out there, this is all just for shits and giggles. does that scare you? it should.
1. make a list of 12 TIC members, in random order. yes, you can put yourself on there. in fact, i even encourage you to do so.
2. click the cut below only AFTER you've made your list, and then answer all the questions to the best of your ability. as always, bonus points are awarded for creativity.
3. post the results to your journal (also under a cut) , then sit back and enjoy the resulting chaos. crack open a beer and pat yourself on the back if you're feeling particularly accomplished.
4. DON'T read anyone else's meme until you've completed and posted your own. i'll know if you cheat, 'cause i'm psychic.
5. most importantly, keep in mind that like every other meme out there, this is all just for shits and giggles. does that scare you? it should.
- Ianto
- Jack
- Tosh
- Gwen
- Owen
- Lorne
- Martha
- John
- Near
- Sam
- Matt
- Hakkai
1.) Does number 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist? An exhibitionist.
2.) Who on your list would number 11 be most likely to bottom to? Honestly? No one. Unless Near was very good that week.
3.) Would you rather do number 3 or number 5? Number 3. I think number 5 would prefer that, too.
4.) Between number 4 and number 1, who would you rather have do YOU? *laughs* Well, if I let number 1 do me . . .
5.) Number 12 and number 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that occurs during this encounter. (Good lord, Sam, where did you find this?)
Jack: "I'm Captain Jack Harkness." *pounce*
Hakkai: "Eep!"
6.) Would you pay to see naked pictures of number 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures? No, no, and ask Near.
7.) Where's the most likely place for number 5 and number 9 to have sex? Owen would have to fight off Matt first.
8.) When number 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about... *coughs*
9.) What is number 11's favorite sex toy? Near.
10.) Come up with a title for an erotic story involving a 12/7/1 menage a trois. Would you read it? Would you write it? If so, what sort of warnings/enticements would you use to describe the content of your story to other potential readers?
The Terribly Polite and Occasionally Silly Adventures of a Teaboy, A Doctor, and An Adventurer. No, no, and good lord, don't ask me think of this, please.
11.) Who's more likely to be tied up during (consentual) sex, number 2 or number 6? Um. Number 2.
12.) If number 11 and number 3 were carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's more likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Neither of them. They're probably having an affair right now and noooooooobody knooooooooooows . . .
13.) As a birthday present, number 7's longtime lover number 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What is number 7's secret birthday wish? It probably involves shoes.
14.) Choose a food item for number 4 and number 12 to use together (Yes, in BED. Haven't you realized there's a THEME to this yet?) Um. Bananas? I don't know.
15.) Number 8 and Number 4 are in a full-time D/s relationship. Who's the top? Gwen. :)
16.) What sort of fetish is number 9 LEAST likely to indulge? Something involving toys, of course.
17.) What would you do if you had number 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What do you think number 5 would do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed? If number 5 IS you, then I guess you've already answered that second part, huh? *laughs* Um, I'm sure I'd enjoy it, whatever it was. I suspect Owen would tell him to get out.
18.) What wouldn't number 10 and number 4 tell their friends about their sex life together, assuming they both actually HAVE a mutual sex life and some friends? I think Gwen would keep it on the downlow, since she's got this boyfriend and all . . . while Sam doesn't know the meaning of "discreet."
19.) Number 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for number 9. Where is it? What does it depict and/or say? It would be a Lego brick.
20.) Imagine that number 2 publishes an erotic novel about a series of trysts between number 11 and number 6. What might the summary on the back cover of the book say? "Imagine it, two people I haven't slept with!"
21.) If number 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would number 8 react? Cringeingly.
22.) And finally, we've reached the obligatory fill-in-the-blanks mad libs portion of the meme, so just copy/paste the appropriate names into the bold sections below:
(Near) and (Ianto) are having a quickie in a broom closet when (John) walks in on them. Naturally enough, (John) joins in, but first pages (Tosh), who's right in the middle of nailing (Owen) into the mattress. (Tosh) abandons (Owen) on the verge of orgasm, understandably excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and (Owen), totally irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous (Gwen) attempts to rescue him/her. But (Owen) will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where (Sam) is one of his/her regular clients. And then they all lived happily ever after. THE END.
2.) Who on your list would number 11 be most likely to bottom to? Honestly? No one. Unless Near was very good that week.
3.) Would you rather do number 3 or number 5? Number 3. I think number 5 would prefer that, too.
4.) Between number 4 and number 1, who would you rather have do YOU? *laughs* Well, if I let number 1 do me . . .
5.) Number 12 and number 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that occurs during this encounter. (Good lord, Sam, where did you find this?)
Jack: "I'm Captain Jack Harkness." *pounce*
Hakkai: "Eep!"
6.) Would you pay to see naked pictures of number 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures? No, no, and ask Near.
7.) Where's the most likely place for number 5 and number 9 to have sex? Owen would have to fight off Matt first.
8.) When number 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about... *coughs*
9.) What is number 11's favorite sex toy? Near.
10.) Come up with a title for an erotic story involving a 12/7/1 menage a trois. Would you read it? Would you write it? If so, what sort of warnings/enticements would you use to describe the content of your story to other potential readers?
The Terribly Polite and Occasionally Silly Adventures of a Teaboy, A Doctor, and An Adventurer. No, no, and good lord, don't ask me think of this, please.
11.) Who's more likely to be tied up during (consentual) sex, number 2 or number 6? Um. Number 2.
12.) If number 11 and number 3 were carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's more likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Neither of them. They're probably having an affair right now and noooooooobody knooooooooooows . . .
13.) As a birthday present, number 7's longtime lover number 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What is number 7's secret birthday wish? It probably involves shoes.
14.) Choose a food item for number 4 and number 12 to use together (Yes, in BED. Haven't you realized there's a THEME to this yet?) Um. Bananas? I don't know.
15.) Number 8 and Number 4 are in a full-time D/s relationship. Who's the top? Gwen. :)
16.) What sort of fetish is number 9 LEAST likely to indulge? Something involving toys, of course.
17.) What would you do if you had number 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What do you think number 5 would do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed? If number 5 IS you, then I guess you've already answered that second part, huh? *laughs* Um, I'm sure I'd enjoy it, whatever it was. I suspect Owen would tell him to get out.
18.) What wouldn't number 10 and number 4 tell their friends about their sex life together, assuming they both actually HAVE a mutual sex life and some friends? I think Gwen would keep it on the downlow, since she's got this boyfriend and all . . . while Sam doesn't know the meaning of "discreet."
19.) Number 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for number 9. Where is it? What does it depict and/or say? It would be a Lego brick.
20.) Imagine that number 2 publishes an erotic novel about a series of trysts between number 11 and number 6. What might the summary on the back cover of the book say? "Imagine it, two people I haven't slept with!"
21.) If number 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would number 8 react? Cringeingly.
22.) And finally, we've reached the obligatory fill-in-the-blanks mad libs portion of the meme, so just copy/paste the appropriate names into the bold sections below:
(Near) and (Ianto) are having a quickie in a broom closet when (John) walks in on them. Naturally enough, (John) joins in, but first pages (Tosh), who's right in the middle of nailing (Owen) into the mattress. (Tosh) abandons (Owen) on the verge of orgasm, understandably excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and (Owen), totally irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous (Gwen) attempts to rescue him/her. But (Owen) will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where (Sam) is one of his/her regular clients. And then they all lived happily ever after. THE END.
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Right in the middle? Oh, boy.
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You sort of seem like the kind of person that would enjoy bein the middle of certain sandwiches.
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*snickers*
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*SMISHES!!*
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*raises eyebrow at the random smish*
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You used the smishing icon!
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[ooc: bedtime.]