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I'd like to add my thanks to Near and Matt for a great party. Wearing a monkey suit all night has never been so much fun.

And now, quiz war.

Get Your Sexy Name

I took Sage Vivant's Erotic Personality Quiz and discovered I'm a Top!

What is your Erotic Personality? Find out now.

[ooc: Contents get adulty.]

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[Private to Lorne]

I thought I had that already. ;)

Maybe so.

[Private to Ianto]

You do. That's why I was wondering if you felt like you'd won even more than that.

[Private to Lorne]

It was just a random feeling of winning, not that I've won anything specific.

[Private to Ianto]

Ah. Well, in that case, yes. You've won...whatever it is.

[Private to Lorne]

And as my reward, I claim . . . YOU! *tacklepounces*

[Private to Ianto]

Does that make me your trophy boyfriend? *kisses you*

[Private to Lorne]

Mm. You're certainly pretty enough.

[Private to Ianto]

I hope I'm good for more than just arm candy though.

[Private to Lorne ]

You're quite clever for arm candy.

[Private to Ianto]

Aww...thank you, baby.

[Private to Lorne]

So you have that as an advantage above all the other trophy boyfriends.

[Private to Ianto]

So when you take me around to show me off, you get to feel smug.

[Private to Lorne]

Yes, I do. "Look at my smart, beautiful boyfriend," I'll say.

[Private to Ianto]

And I'll just bat my eyes prettily and occasionally make a witty remark.

[Private to Lorne]

And I'll pat your butt and say how clever you are.

[Private to Ianto]

And I'll smile up at you from under my eyelashes and do something unspeakably filthy to my cocktail toothpick.

[Private to Lorne]

And I'll lose my train of thought because I'm too busy picturing you doing that to me later.

[Private to Ianto]

And I'll make up some excuse to drag you away to the nearest bathroom or broom closet or coat-check room and remind you just how clever I am.

[Private to Lorne]

And when we get back to the party we'll look perfectly respectable and everybody will still know that we're freshly fucked. It'll be in our faces.

[Private to Ianto]

And they'll all be terribly jealous because they wish their partners were as incredibly hot as either of us.

[Private to Lorne]

Terribly, terribly jealous. All our friends will be trying to steal us away from each other because they want our hotness.

[Private to Ianto]

Of course they will. But we're hopelessly devoted to each other, so they'll just have to pine from afar.

[Private to Lorne]

Those poor, poor people, missing out on a relationship like this.

[Private to Ianto]

Not everyone can be as lucky as we are, babe. *smooches*

[Private to Lorne]

Sometimes I have trouble believing we're as lucky as we are. *hugs tight*