likesthecoat | I saw this one and couldn't resist

[Filtered to friends]

Remember the purity test?

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right side.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not for money, no.

7. Shower or bath?
Shower.

8. Do you pee in the shower?
No.

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, not all, but most.

13. Love or money?
Love.

14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
No.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Five star hotel. I never liked camping.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Wyndham Road.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Sure. It'll grow back.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.

20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes.

24. Favorite drink?
Martinis. I don't like the fruity ones, though. At most a dirty martini, but I like vodka martinis best.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
. . . there's been touching.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.

30. Have you been caught having sex?
No.

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Not naughty, no. Pictures of me not entirely dressed, yes.

32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.

33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
All of you, I hope. We're a brave bunch.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

oh no, the coffee is nice but I like you for your naughty minx-ness. I like to take extra notes.

It's always the quiet ones . . .

I dunno. I mean for you I would say, without a doubt yes.

But, would we ever think me quiet? Or Jack for that matter?

No, but I wouldn't call either of you naughty minxes, either.

Mmm that is true, you have a point there.

What would you call us?

Generally I just stick to "Jack" and "Martha," though he often gets "sir." Or "Captain" if I'm feeling really formal.

I'm not really the biggest fan of nicknames.

Formal? I would have figured it would go under a different heading...

I've noticed this about you, just not a huge fan?

[Private to Martha]

I never shouted "Captain" while we were sleeping together, if that's what you're thinking.

Just not a huge fan.

[Private to Ianto]
Not so much shouting it. I was more thinking using it to be all tease like.

alright than. you have any plans for the holidays love?

[Private to Lorne]

Well. Perhaps once or twice.

Christmas dinner with the family, and Lorne is coming for New Year's.

[Private to Ianto]
Ha. Knew it.

Family is nice and oh! Thats lovely. I'm glad for that.

[ooc: I actually just thought of this the other day. Martha doesn't post on tic a lot in the AU, but she does keep in touch with Sam and occasionally gets on anonymously to see how everyone is doing. she probably knows Ianto went to Lorne's for the AU and she wouldn't forget it either. i've been wrestling with such an idea, you have any thoughts?]

Yes, I'm looking forward to it.

[Private to Martha]

I GET TO HAVE SEX!!!!

[ooc: Don't tell him. It would break his heart.]

[Private to ]
Oh love. *hugs* Yes you do! Sex! With another person and not a plastic object! *teases*

[ooc: yeah, i figured that would just be a bit too much angst.]

[Private to Martha]

*laughs* Yeah . . .

[Private to Ianto]
You two going to make it out at all? Think I could buy you guess a drink? A dance? something?

[Private to Lorne]

We have an outing planned for New Year's Eve. Other than that, I GET TO HAVE SEX!!!

[Private to Ianto]
Yes, but that is your guys' night that will end in sex. besides the sex, you think you could spare a few hours? For a breather?

Yes, you get sex.

[Private to Martha ]

Possibly, but first, the sex.

[Private to Ianto]
right so, after sex?

[Private to Martha]

More sex, probably. :D

We'll get together, love. I promise. We haven't really made any plans aside from New Year's Eve.

[Private to Ianto]
More sex?? You boys trying to see how long you can keep going before passing out? Or just trying to be conjoined together as long as possible?

Mmk. good. I want to buy my boys a drink.

[Private to Martha]

I haven't touched him since October. I'm a little jittery.

Brilliant. I know just the place.

[Private to Ianto]
Yeah.

I'm trying to convince Sam to come and see me then. Maybe I'll have all of my boys there. Plus someone to keep me entertained when you two invariably sneak off to shag in the loo and not invite me.