I saw this one and couldn't resist

[likesthecoat]

[Filtered to friends]

Remember the purity test?


1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right side.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not for money, no.

7. Shower or bath?
Shower.

8. Do you pee in the shower?
No.

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, not all, but most.

13. Love or money?
Love.

14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
No.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Five star hotel. I never liked camping.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Wyndham Road.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Sure. It'll grow back.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.

20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes.

24. Favorite drink?
Martinis. I don't like the fruity ones, though. At most a dirty martini, but I like vodka martinis best.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
. . . there's been touching.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.

30. Have you been caught having sex?
No.

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Not naughty, no. Pictures of me not entirely dressed, yes.

32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.

33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
All of you, I hope. We're a brave bunch.

Comments

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to pant against your lips and curl into your body.

[ooc: Bedtime.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to wrap myself around you.

[ooc: 'Night. I'm off to Montana tomorrow. I'll be on sporadically until after Christmas.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to kiss your hair and stroke your back.

[ooc: Hope it was a safe drive. Have a good Christmas.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to trail my fingers down your back and kiss your cheeks.

[ooc: Safe indeed. :D At some point, we should log Lorne and Ianto's first Christmas together, even if we have to backdate it, because, OMG teh cute.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to brush my lips along your neck.

[ooc: Good :D. YIS. FOR GREAT CUTE. AU it?]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to hold you close and nuzzle your hair.

[ooc: *nods* I think that would be the best way.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to doze in your arms and feel you breathing.

[ooc: Fabulous. Let's start a thread in the AU comm sometime this week.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to hold you while you sleep and feel you warm against me.

[ooc: 'kay.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to wake up during the night and feel your arms around me.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to wake up in the morning and know that you've been with me all night long.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to spend the day in bed with you. Loving you, playing with you, kissing you, watching you sleep.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

God, baby, I want that too. Soon. What is it now? Five days?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

It'll be five in about a minute.

How long do I have you for?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I'll be in your hair for a week. Think you can handle me that long?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

It's a great sacrifice, but I'll try to be brave.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

That's my baby. Always so brave.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I'm glad I can make you proud, flyboy.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

You certainly can. In fact, proud is just one of the many things you can make me.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I can also make you horny.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Mmhm. Also jealous, incoherent, desperate and unspeakably happy.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to LOrne]

Oh, baby...not desperate. That worries me.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Not even desperate to see you again? Because I am a little.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Well, desperate to see me is okay, because I'm desperate to see you, too.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Good. Because I think the only thing that's going to stop me being desperate to see you is actually seeing you.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Five days, my love. Five days and I'm yours.

God, I love you.