I admit, I dared him

[likesthecoat]

Dear TIC,

The Captain has cracked his nut. Please send help.

Yours,

Ianto


He's a good singer, though.





[ooc: La.]

Comments

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

I did what I could when I could, but while sex is great and all it doesn't really solve all the world's problems. And when somebody's just unhappy, sex won't solve that.

(I have no response to that.)

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
I know you did and of course, you're right. But I'm sure knowing that you were there, in any way, had to help. Not solve or get rid of the pain, but at least help make him smile from time to time.

(I'm sure you don't. But, you never actually explained what he did....)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

I tried to. You'd have to ask him if I succeeded.

(Oh . . . he sang while wearing a kilt. He made up a parody of "Yellow" about his knees.)

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
I know you did. He mentioned his team a few times ... in between the running around and saving the universe.

(Dork. How was it?)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

Oh. Good.

(Strange yet hilarious.

The song was pretty funny, too.)

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
It's good to hear that he is at least doing better now and can burst into random song. Must make the place rather interesting...

(strange? I've seen the kilt... it looks rather good.

but yes, I can imagine it was probably quite out of place. Was he at least on pitch?)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

I suppose we ought to prepare ourselves for more music, then.

(*laughs* I'm not saying the kilt looks bad. It's just . . . a kilt. From a man whose normal idea of a bold fashion statement is red braces instead of blue ones.

It was on pitch. He's got a good voice.)

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
There are far worse job consequences than having your boss break out into a musical. I don't think there are funnier ones though...

(It was just unexpected? though I must admit, given with what most people know of the lovely captain, the kilt would be a logical item of clothing, yeah?

oooh, I haven't heard him sing. I may have to make him call me)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

It's better than beatings.

(Yeah, unexpected. Not unwelcome at all. Not really logical--or at least not practical. We spend many days chasing things.

Make him sing to you. Or I'll record him sometime and post it.)

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
Oh... that would be awful

(I'm sure it wasn't. ;) Perhaps not, but then I've always been an opportunist. *grins*

Aw, thanks. I'll see if I can get a song about his larynx or something next.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

Joke, dear.

(We do a lot more than admire each other's calves, I'll have you know. Hrmph.

*laughs* Or his teeth!)

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
Oh good.

Your dry humour, which great in person, sometimes has me pausing online just to double check...

(Oh really now?

filtrum?)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

I suppose I need to use emoticons more often, in that case.

"It's better than beatings. ;)"

(You're going to get me in trouble, girl.)

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
Yeah. From now on, all uses of dry humour must also contain emoticons. *grins*

And sorry, don't mean to get you in trouble love.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

But will it be dry anymore? Hm.

I'd rather not dwell on Jack's body parts in a public entry. Lorne gets upset.

[ooc: Showtime. *vanishes*]

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
true, who likes soppy wet humour?

Understandable. Even if he does have lovely parts.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

I see them every day. Trust me, I know.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
lucky bastard

I know you do. at least he adds... pretty to the Hub?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

*smugs about smugly*

He adds a lot more than pretty.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
yes yes i will have to drop in every so often so you don't get too smug

Oh trust me, I can imagine. Pretty and a bit of mystery, yeah?



[ooc: um does Ianto know martha and jack got together? I don't remember...

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

What makes you think your presence will keep me from being smug?

Pretty, a bit of mystery, and now bare knees.

[ooc: Nope, he does not. And he may not be pleased to find out.]

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
well, I'd have to at least try.

Good god man... whats next elbows??

[ooc: hmm...

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Nope. No one can reduce my smug. My smug is a part of me.

OH NO NOT THE ELBOWS!

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
Oh is it now? Thems fighting words!

oh dear god... and thighs....

ohwellthatsnotsobad

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

Bring it on!

*eyebrows* Yes, he has all the requisite body parts, Martha.