I admit, I dared him

[likesthecoat]

Dear TIC,

The Captain has cracked his nut. Please send help.

Yours,

Ianto


He's a good singer, though.





[ooc: La.]

Comments

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

Joke, dear.

(We do a lot more than admire each other's calves, I'll have you know. Hrmph.

*laughs* Or his teeth!)

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
Oh good.

Your dry humour, which great in person, sometimes has me pausing online just to double check...

(Oh really now?

filtrum?)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

I suppose I need to use emoticons more often, in that case.

"It's better than beatings. ;)"

(You're going to get me in trouble, girl.)

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
Yeah. From now on, all uses of dry humour must also contain emoticons. *grins*

And sorry, don't mean to get you in trouble love.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

But will it be dry anymore? Hm.

I'd rather not dwell on Jack's body parts in a public entry. Lorne gets upset.

[ooc: Showtime. *vanishes*]

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
true, who likes soppy wet humour?

Understandable. Even if he does have lovely parts.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

I see them every day. Trust me, I know.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
lucky bastard

I know you do. at least he adds... pretty to the Hub?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

*smugs about smugly*

He adds a lot more than pretty.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
yes yes i will have to drop in every so often so you don't get too smug

Oh trust me, I can imagine. Pretty and a bit of mystery, yeah?



[ooc: um does Ianto know martha and jack got together? I don't remember...

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

What makes you think your presence will keep me from being smug?

Pretty, a bit of mystery, and now bare knees.

[ooc: Nope, he does not. And he may not be pleased to find out.]

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
well, I'd have to at least try.

Good god man... whats next elbows??

[ooc: hmm...

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Nope. No one can reduce my smug. My smug is a part of me.

OH NO NOT THE ELBOWS!

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
Oh is it now? Thems fighting words!

oh dear god... and thighs....

ohwellthatsnotsobad

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

Bring it on!

*eyebrows* Yes, he has all the requisite body parts, Martha.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
*snorts* GUNS AT DAWN!


*rolls eyes* yes I know

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

YOU SHALL KNOW US BY THE TRAIL OF OUR DEAD!

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
HA! The band?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

. . . yeah. What's the correct response to "guns at dawn," anyway? "I'll bring the sledgehammers"?

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
I think it would be great if it were....

Fifty paces?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

See, it's no fun as a duel without the slapping and "you have insulted my honor!" and whatnot.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
...alright then...


*slaps with a glove*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

Nah, really, that's all right. Let's just mudwrestle the next time you're in Cardiff.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]
*snorts* are we selling tickets to the event?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Martha]

Sure, why not? Though we'd probably sell more if I were a girl.