[internet cafe] my day just got very, very strange

[likesthecoat]

[Filtered from Jack]

Oh.

My.

God.

The Captain has a journal.

Um.

Be nice to him? And don't mention the moral dilemma I've been having here about jumping him?

God.

My boss.

Comments

[legofortress.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean that! Just... occasionally... I find a maddening desire to know exactly what is the absolute worst thing on the internet. Perhaps I'm wrong in assuming others do as well...? But I intended no slight to your nationality. ...Anyway, I thought that was sheep, not goats...?

He'll get on well here, then, as it seems everyone here likes to talk...

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I know. Perhaps I'm being too dry.

The worst thing on the internet, I think, is the goatse picture. And no, you don't want to see it.

Oh, I've no doubt he'll get on. He'd thrive underwater. It's a gift.

[legofortress.livejournal.com]

No, I was just making sure. I've had... problems with people assuming I was insulting them before. It's not you, really.

...I'll take your word for it, then.

Quite a gift, I'm sure.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

You have to be adaptable in this line of work, don't you think?

[legofortress.livejournal.com]

Probably. I've never done very much... Field investigation, though, where I could help it, so it's not a skill I've had a lot of occasion to hone, and I don't think it's a natural talent of mine.

Then again, I'm lucky enough that most situations don't really bother me, unless there are an awful lot of people around.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

It depends on the kind of investigation. It takes training to do undercover well, for example; but being in the field, asking questions and gathering information, that's not as intense. Though for both one needs to be able to think on one's feet.