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bad day

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Stressful day.

Whoever tells me the best joke, or links me to the funniest picture, or cheers me up most effectively by whatever method you can find, wins . . . something I'll figure out later.

Judge's decisions are final.

(This contest may be rigged. I freely admit certain parties have a better chance at it than others.)

[ooc: Yeah, comments get adult contenty. A couple times.]

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[Private to Ianto]

I push you down, so that you're lying on your back, still kissing you, and I unzip your pants and reach inside to pull your dick out, squeezing it a little.

[Private to Lorne]

I hold your shirt in my fists to hold you to me and kiss you as deep as I can.

[Private to Ianto]

I moan into your mouth. I never want to stop kissing you. And I jerk your cock hard and fast, sliding my thumb over the head.

[Private to Lorne]

I jerk up into your hand and thrust my tongue into your mouth.

[Private to Ianto]

I suck on your tongue and tighten my fist around your cock.

[Private to Lorne]

I groan and thrust a few more times, my hands digging into your back, and then I"m coming hard, panting against your lips.

[Private to Ianto]

I hold you through it, kissing your face, and then I bring my hand to my mouth to lick off your come.

[Private to Lorne]

Christ, that's hot, baby. I have to kiss you again.

[Private to Ianto]

I kiss you back deep, delving my tongue into your mouth so you can see how good you taste.

[Private to Lorne]

I lick every drop of my come from your mouth.

[Private to Ianto]

Fuck, that's hot. I rest my forehead against yours, panting. I'm still catching my breath, babe.

[Private to Lorne]

I wrap my arms around your neck and breathe in your breath.

[Private to Ianto]

I love you so fucking much, Ianto.

[Private to Lorne]

I love you too, Lorne. OH, how I love you.

[Private to Ianto]

Sometimes it just...hits me, how much I love you. And I just have to say it.

[Private to Lorne]

I won't stop you. Ever. I love you.

[Private to Ianto]

Well, I do hate to keep things bottled up. I love you too.

[Private to Lorne]

All the more reason to say it often and say it loud.

I love you.

[Private to Ianto]

Loud, you say?

I LOVE YOU!

[Private to Lorne]

I LOVE YOU!

[Private to Ianto]

Cheater.

I don't even know how to do that.

I love you, geek.

[Private to Lorne]

pwns u wid mi l33t skillz!11!!!1!

like this: <h1>text</h1>

[Private to Ianto]

You're such a geek, Ianto. I love you!

Like that?

[Private to Lorne]

*laughs and laughs*

Exactly like that.

I LOVE YOU TOO, DORK!

[Private to Ianto]

Excellent. I love making you laugh.