my dream home

[likesthecoat]

Via Shep.

Your home is a Philanthropic Coder's Mansion Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you "have people for that." There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has every language reference book ever written, including now-useless titles like Learn Javascript 2.0! and C++ Programming for Windows 95. (Why are you keeping those?) One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage. Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision -- those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists. Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

Find YOUR Dream Home!

[ooc: Library sex in the comments.]

Comments

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I slide down the shelf to the floor and pull you close for a kiss, undoing your pants and sliding my hand inside.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I brace my hands on the shelf behind your head and kiss you hard.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I jack you hard and fast, sucking your tongue.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I moan into your mouth and thrust into your hand.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I clutch your ass and kiss your neck, sucking hard on the skin.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I bury my face in your neck to muffle my groan as I come.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I hold you close and kiss your forehead. I can't help smiling at the picture we must make. Panting and mussed all tangled together with our pants open on the floor...in the fucking library.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Well, books are sexy. We should get dressed before anyone finds us.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

We probably should, yeah.

This is why it's good there's a library in your dream home. We could fuck against a bookshelf and still cuddle for a while.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

And eat the chocolates.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Eat them...do other things with them. Chocolate is very versatile.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Chocolate also melts at body temperature.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Does it, now? Well, that brings up all sorts of possibilities.

[ooc: Got to go. Time for new Atlantis!]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Oh, yes. Wonderful possibilities.

[ooc: Kay.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

We'll have to explore these possibilities in detail.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I'll stock up on chocolates.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Mmm...I'm definitely looking forward to that.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

God, the next time we get together we're really not leaving bed for a week, at this rate. So many things to experiment with.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Is that a bad thing? I'm kinda looking forward to it. A week in bed with you sounds ideal.

We'll get out to shower once in a while, maybe change the sheets.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

No, it's not a bad thing. It just seems so indulgent and more like something out of a novel than something real people do.

But yes, the sheets will need to be changed now and again.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I like indulging you. And sometimes those novelists have pretty good ideas.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

. . . I worry about muscle atrophy and bed sores.

My notions of romance may need to be fine-tuned.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Well, I don't think muscle atrophy is really such a big worry. It's not like we'll just be lying there the whole time. And bed sores...same thing really.

Maybe we can work on your notions of romance together.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Maybe if we leave the bed occasionally to snog on the couch . . .

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

We could certainly do that. Maybe our goal should just be not leaving the flat for a week. We can work up to staying in bed the whole time.