I saw this one and couldn't resist

[likesthecoat]

[Filtered to friends]

Remember the purity test?


1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right side.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not for money, no.

7. Shower or bath?
Shower.

8. Do you pee in the shower?
No.

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, not all, but most.

13. Love or money?
Love.

14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
No.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Five star hotel. I never liked camping.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Wyndham Road.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Sure. It'll grow back.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.

20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes.

24. Favorite drink?
Martinis. I don't like the fruity ones, though. At most a dirty martini, but I like vodka martinis best.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
. . . there's been touching.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.

30. Have you been caught having sex?
No.

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Not naughty, no. Pictures of me not entirely dressed, yes.

32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.

33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
All of you, I hope. We're a brave bunch.

Comments

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to moan softly and run my foot up the back of your leg.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to hold your waist and gently kiss your stomach.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to tangle my fingers in your hair and rub my thumbs against your temples.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to breathe over your nipples.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to moan and arch into your mouth.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to tongue and suck your nipples until you beg me to stop.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

God, babe, I want to writhe underneath you and moan your name.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to kiss your mouth and rub my palm against your cock.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to kiss you hard and rub myself against your hand.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to kiss you, thrust my tongue slowly into your mouth, my fist tight around your cock.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to thrust into your hand and suck on your tongue and reach down to slide my hand into your pants.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to kiss you, kiss you, kiss you. I want to thrust into your hand and stroke you and whisper how hot your are, how sexy you are, how much I want you.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to kiss you and moan and wrap my hand around your cock and bite your neck.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to moan into your ear and twist my infgers into your hair and jack you hard in my fisst.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to bury my face in your neck and squeeze your cock and come hard and god, baby, so fucking good.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to cling to you and groan as I come, thrusting hard into your hand.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to hold you as you come and kiss your hair and tell you how much I love you.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to pant against your lips and curl into your body.

[ooc: Bedtime.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to wrap myself around you.

[ooc: 'Night. I'm off to Montana tomorrow. I'll be on sporadically until after Christmas.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to kiss your hair and stroke your back.

[ooc: Hope it was a safe drive. Have a good Christmas.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to trail my fingers down your back and kiss your cheeks.

[ooc: Safe indeed. :D At some point, we should log Lorne and Ianto's first Christmas together, even if we have to backdate it, because, OMG teh cute.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to brush my lips along your neck.

[ooc: Good :D. YIS. FOR GREAT CUTE. AU it?]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to hold you close and nuzzle your hair.

[ooc: *nods* I think that would be the best way.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to doze in your arms and feel you breathing.

[ooc: Fabulous. Let's start a thread in the AU comm sometime this week.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to hold you while you sleep and feel you warm against me.

[ooc: 'kay.]