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Stressful day.

Whoever tells me the best joke, or links me to the funniest picture, or cheers me up most effectively by whatever method you can find, wins . . . something I'll figure out later.

Judge's decisions are final.

(This contest may be rigged. I freely admit certain parties have a better chance at it than others.)

[ooc: Yeah, comments get adult contenty. A couple times.]

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[Private to Ianto]

Of course they don't. Pegasus is a dangerous galaxy. You need the protection. And I can't let my particular charge out of my sight for a moment. You know how I worry about every single one of my men.

Oh, fuck. I've been waiting for so long for this. To look down and see you with my cock in your beautiful mouth. I cup my hand around the back of your neck and thrust.

[Private to Lorne]

Yes. I need a big strong burly flyboy to protect me from the bad nasty evil aliens.

I hold your hips and open my mouth wide, taking you into my throat.

[Private to Ianto]

You need a big strong burly flyboy to keep the bad nasty evil aliens out of your bed. Can't be too careful.

Fuck, that's good. I tangle my fingers in your hair and groan loudly.

[Private to Lorne]

They might abscond with me and ravish my virtue! Make me participate in naked fertility rituals! Experience a fate worse than death! *swoons*

And somewhere in all this, I'm blowing you. I think I need to get back into the moment.

[Private to Ianto]

No one absconds with my civilians. Or my boyfriend.

Yes, don't stop now, babe. That would just be cruel.

[Private to Lorne]

I love it when you call me that.

I know. And I don't want to be cruel. I want to be one my knees, your cock in my mouth and your hips in my hands, working it as deep as I can get and gently swallowing.

[Private to Ianto]

I've just realized that I love calling you that.

Oh, god. My whole body is trembling, I'm so turned on, I want you so badly.

[Private to Lorne]

You can call me it anytime. I love that you're my boyfriend.

I bring the head of your prick to my mouth so I can circle it with my tongue and tease the slit with the tip.

[Private to Ianto]

You're the only person I've ever been able to call my boyfriend.

Fuck, Ianto. The feel of your tongue pushes me over and I'm coming, my knees give out, and I slide to the floor.

[Private to Lorne]

Oh, sweetheart. *kisses your forehead just for that*

I swallow.

;)

And I kiss you hard.

[Private to Ianto]

Cheeky monkey.

I hold your head in my hands and kiss you back. I love to taste myself in your mouth. And I slide a hand down to rub your cock through your pants.

[Private to Lorne]

I deny nothing.

I'm hard, so fucking hard, so excited my hips thrust a little into your hand.

[Private to Ianto]

I push you down, so that you're lying on your back, still kissing you, and I unzip your pants and reach inside to pull your dick out, squeezing it a little.

[Private to Lorne]

I hold your shirt in my fists to hold you to me and kiss you as deep as I can.

[Private to Ianto]

I moan into your mouth. I never want to stop kissing you. And I jerk your cock hard and fast, sliding my thumb over the head.

[Private to Lorne]

I jerk up into your hand and thrust my tongue into your mouth.

[Private to Ianto]

I suck on your tongue and tighten my fist around your cock.

[Private to Lorne]

I groan and thrust a few more times, my hands digging into your back, and then I"m coming hard, panting against your lips.

[Private to Ianto]

I hold you through it, kissing your face, and then I bring my hand to my mouth to lick off your come.

[Private to Lorne]

Christ, that's hot, baby. I have to kiss you again.

[Private to Ianto]

I kiss you back deep, delving my tongue into your mouth so you can see how good you taste.

[Private to Lorne]

I lick every drop of my come from your mouth.

[Private to Ianto]

Fuck, that's hot. I rest my forehead against yours, panting. I'm still catching my breath, babe.

[Private to Lorne]

I wrap my arms around your neck and breathe in your breath.

[Private to Ianto]

I love you so fucking much, Ianto.