my dream home

[likesthecoat]

Via Shep.

Your home is a Philanthropic Coder's Mansion Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you "have people for that." There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has every language reference book ever written, including now-useless titles like Learn Javascript 2.0! and C++ Programming for Windows 95. (Why are you keeping those?) One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage. Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision -- those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists. Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

Find YOUR Dream Home!

[ooc: Library sex in the comments.]

Comments

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Fuck.

I whimper and grasp your shoulder.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Too much, love?

Because I'm pulling you deep into my throat, pulling on your hips so that you're fucking my mouth.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Oh, god. And I'm trying not to make any noise, but I'm groaning and whimpering and if there's anyone in the next row they can almost definitely hear me. And I'm so fucking close it hurts.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I dig my fingers into your arse and flick your cock with my tongue, and swallow carefully.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I shove my fist into my mouth because I'm groaning so loudly as I come.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Oh, Christ, yes. I moan as I smaller your come. Fuck, I love this.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I slide down the shelf to the floor and pull you close for a kiss, undoing your pants and sliding my hand inside.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I brace my hands on the shelf behind your head and kiss you hard.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I jack you hard and fast, sucking your tongue.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I moan into your mouth and thrust into your hand.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I clutch your ass and kiss your neck, sucking hard on the skin.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I bury my face in your neck to muffle my groan as I come.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I hold you close and kiss your forehead. I can't help smiling at the picture we must make. Panting and mussed all tangled together with our pants open on the floor...in the fucking library.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Well, books are sexy. We should get dressed before anyone finds us.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

We probably should, yeah.

This is why it's good there's a library in your dream home. We could fuck against a bookshelf and still cuddle for a while.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

And eat the chocolates.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Eat them...do other things with them. Chocolate is very versatile.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Chocolate also melts at body temperature.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Does it, now? Well, that brings up all sorts of possibilities.

[ooc: Got to go. Time for new Atlantis!]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Oh, yes. Wonderful possibilities.

[ooc: Kay.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

We'll have to explore these possibilities in detail.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I'll stock up on chocolates.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Mmm...I'm definitely looking forward to that.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

God, the next time we get together we're really not leaving bed for a week, at this rate. So many things to experiment with.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Is that a bad thing? I'm kinda looking forward to it. A week in bed with you sounds ideal.

We'll get out to shower once in a while, maybe change the sheets.