[filtered] this is my smug face

[likesthecoat]

[Filtered to friends]

You know those good cop/bad cop routines you see in movies?

I make a kickass bad cop.


(Just had to pop in and gloat. Back to fighting the bad guys.)

Comments

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Beg for my favours, of course. I like it when you beg.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Oh, you do, do you?

Are you sure you don't want me to polish your boots? I've been told I'm very good at that.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Yes. I do. I can be very gracious when I'm asked properly.

That would depend on what you use for polish.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

I always try to ask properly.

Do you have a polish preference?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

That's why I like you so much, Major. You have a sense of propriety.

That depends on my footwear, naturally.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

I'm always aware of what's appropriate. It's my Southern upbringing.

Well, what are you wearing right now?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

On my feet? Black leather boots.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Of course on your feet. What are you suggesting, Mr. Jones?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to be clear.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, I already know all about your underwear, so there'd be no point in me asking about that.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Yes, you do. The ones with the rocket ships.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Wait, not the Alien vs. Predator ones?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

No today. Little cartoon rocket ships today.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Your astronaut undies?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Yes, indeed. You're never too old for your astronaut undies.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Do they have little spacemen on them too? Or is it just rockets?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

They have little crater-covered moons, and some of the moons have three-eyed green aliens peeping out of the craters. I assume the spacemen are safely inside the rockets.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

I'm impressed, Ianto. I don't have any underwear that are even half as fun as that.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

That should be corrected at some point, Major.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Gonna send me colorful boxers in my next package?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

*adds to list*

Why yes, I am.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Sweet. I can honestly say I've never gotten underwear in a care package before.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I'm happy to be your first.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

You should feel honored. It's not every guy I meet that I let send me underwear.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Oh, I feel deeply honored.

I'm going to assume I should just find something fun and colorful . . . and comfortable, of course. In your line of work you shouldn't be distracted by binding elastic.