I saw this one and couldn't resist

[likesthecoat]

[Filtered to friends]

Remember the purity test?


1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right side.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not for money, no.

7. Shower or bath?
Shower.

8. Do you pee in the shower?
No.

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, not all, but most.

13. Love or money?
Love.

14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
No.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Five star hotel. I never liked camping.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Wyndham Road.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Sure. It'll grow back.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.

20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes.

24. Favorite drink?
Martinis. I don't like the fruity ones, though. At most a dirty martini, but I like vodka martinis best.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
. . . there's been touching.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.

30. Have you been caught having sex?
No.

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Not naughty, no. Pictures of me not entirely dressed, yes.

32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.

33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
All of you, I hope. We're a brave bunch.

Comments

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Yes, I can. Can you?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Absolutely. Home. Have the telly on and my shoes off.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Mmm...perfect. So, how was your day?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Quiet. Research and filing and one weevil capture.

How was yours?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Long. Lots of people wanting Christmas off. And New Year's. And Boxing Day, which is something I'm not really used to dealing with.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I'm sure they do. Will you still be able to get away?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Yes. Downtime isn't quite the same as leave. So what I was doing today was mostly scheduling shifts for people who aren't on leave.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Oh, I see. You can get down to skeleton staff, can't you? Though I suppose Pegasus never really takes a break. Aliens tend not to have a concept of Christmas.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

It gets pretty empty around this time, yeah. Especially this year with the gate-bridge done. And, yeah, the Wraith don't so much care that it's Christmas.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

God, I just want to see you.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Oh, darling, so do I. Seven days now.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Martha wants to see us while you're here. I said we'd try to fit her in between all the sex.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Yeah, she's told me she wants to buy her boys a drink.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to ]

I'll take you both to my favorite pub. We should drink and dance a bit . . . and I'll snog you . . .

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

That sounds perfect, babe.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I feel like I haven't touched you in years.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I know. God, I want to kiss you.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to hold your face in my hands and kiss you deep and slow.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to hold you so close and kiss you back every bit as slow.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to slowly undress you, kissing every part of you.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to run my fingers through your hair and down your neck and across your shoulders while you undress me.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to kiss down your neck and over your chest.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to lie back and watch your lips moving over my skin.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to kiss you slowly and gently, touching you sometimes with the tip of my tongue.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I want to moan softly and run my foot up the back of your leg.