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Stressful day.

Whoever tells me the best joke, or links me to the funniest picture, or cheers me up most effectively by whatever method you can find, wins . . . something I'll figure out later.

Judge's decisions are final.

(This contest may be rigged. I freely admit certain parties have a better chance at it than others.)

[ooc: Yeah, comments get adult contenty. A couple times.]

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[Private to Lorne]

And as long as I'm hoping, I hope it's soon.

[Private to Ianto]

Oh, god. So do I. Tomorrow wouldn't be soon enough. Five minutes ago would be closer.

[Private to Lorne]

*laughs* If you were here five minutes ago you'd be here already and what would I be doing typing?

[Private to Ianto]

You wouldn't be. I'd have dragged you away from the computer the second I got there.

[Private to Lorne]

That's more like it. Dragging me away, introducing yourself as you undress me . . .

[Private to Ianto]

Running my hands and my lips over every inch of skin as it's exposed. Memorizing every freckle, every hair.

So nice to finally meet you, Mr. Jones.

[Private to Lorne]

Nice to meet you too, Major Lorne.

As I get down on my knees and unzip your trousers.

[Private to Ianto]

Fuck, you don't waste any time, do you?

Curling my fingers in your hair.

[Private to Lorne]

I have daydreamed about the first time you come through my door many times. Sometimes we just talk for a while, laying in each other's arms in my bed. Sometimes we tear each other's clothes off the moment the door is closed.

I kiss your stomach and nuzzle your thighs.

[Private to Ianto]

Oh god, I know. Sometimes I just want to hold you for hours, and sometimes I want to fuck you on the floor right inside your doorway, still fully clothed.

My head falls back against the wall and I moan, holding onto your shoulders to keep myself upright.

[Private to Lorne]

And sometimes I step off a ship into your base and am welcomed as a new representative from the U.K. . . . and get to commandeer you as my particular escort when I go investigating strange new worlds. And nobody thinks it odd that I like you to room with me every time we have to stay overnight.

I take you in my mouth, no messing around, I want you so badly I can't wait another second.

[Private to Ianto]

Of course they don't. Pegasus is a dangerous galaxy. You need the protection. And I can't let my particular charge out of my sight for a moment. You know how I worry about every single one of my men.

Oh, fuck. I've been waiting for so long for this. To look down and see you with my cock in your beautiful mouth. I cup my hand around the back of your neck and thrust.

[Private to Lorne]

Yes. I need a big strong burly flyboy to protect me from the bad nasty evil aliens.

I hold your hips and open my mouth wide, taking you into my throat.

[Private to Ianto]

You need a big strong burly flyboy to keep the bad nasty evil aliens out of your bed. Can't be too careful.

Fuck, that's good. I tangle my fingers in your hair and groan loudly.

[Private to Lorne]

They might abscond with me and ravish my virtue! Make me participate in naked fertility rituals! Experience a fate worse than death! *swoons*

And somewhere in all this, I'm blowing you. I think I need to get back into the moment.

[Private to Ianto]

No one absconds with my civilians. Or my boyfriend.

Yes, don't stop now, babe. That would just be cruel.

[Private to Lorne]

I love it when you call me that.

I know. And I don't want to be cruel. I want to be one my knees, your cock in my mouth and your hips in my hands, working it as deep as I can get and gently swallowing.

[Private to Ianto]

I've just realized that I love calling you that.

Oh, god. My whole body is trembling, I'm so turned on, I want you so badly.

[Private to Lorne]

You can call me it anytime. I love that you're my boyfriend.

I bring the head of your prick to my mouth so I can circle it with my tongue and tease the slit with the tip.

[Private to Ianto]

You're the only person I've ever been able to call my boyfriend.

Fuck, Ianto. The feel of your tongue pushes me over and I'm coming, my knees give out, and I slide to the floor.

[Private to Lorne]

Oh, sweetheart. *kisses your forehead just for that*

I swallow.

;)

And I kiss you hard.

[Private to Ianto]

Cheeky monkey.

I hold your head in my hands and kiss you back. I love to taste myself in your mouth. And I slide a hand down to rub your cock through your pants.

[Private to Lorne]

I deny nothing.

I'm hard, so fucking hard, so excited my hips thrust a little into your hand.

[ooc: Okay. Sleep well, awake refreshed.]

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