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likesthecoat ([personal profile] likesthecoat) wrote2007-09-27 04:12 pm
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my dream home

Via Shep.




Your home is a

Philanthropic Coder's Mansion

Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you "have people for that." There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has every language reference book ever written, including now-useless titles like Learn Javascript 2.0! and C++ Programming for Windows 95. (Why are you keeping those?) One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.

Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision -- those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.

Below is a snippet of the blueprints:


Find YOUR Dream Home!



[ooc: Library sex in the comments.]

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

I just unzip your trousers and take your cock out, wrap both my hands around it and take the head into my mouth. I suck gently, teasing the crow with my tongue.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

And I gasp, and moan softly, trying not to make too much noise. But god, it's hard.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

I love the sound of it: you gasping and trying to keep your moans contained. It makes me want to break through your control.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

Oh, you're evil, baby.

I cover my mouth with one hand to stifle my groan, and I stroke your hair with the other.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Yes, I know.

I clutch your arse in both hands and take your cock as keep into my throat as I can get it.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

Fuck.

I whimper and grasp your shoulder.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Too much, love?

Because I'm pulling you deep into my throat, pulling on your hips so that you're fucking my mouth.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

Oh, god. And I'm trying not to make any noise, but I'm groaning and whimpering and if there's anyone in the next row they can almost definitely hear me. And I'm so fucking close it hurts.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

I dig my fingers into your arse and flick your cock with my tongue, and swallow carefully.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

I shove my fist into my mouth because I'm groaning so loudly as I come.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Oh, Christ, yes. I moan as I smaller your come. Fuck, I love this.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

I slide down the shelf to the floor and pull you close for a kiss, undoing your pants and sliding my hand inside.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

I brace my hands on the shelf behind your head and kiss you hard.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

I jack you hard and fast, sucking your tongue.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

I moan into your mouth and thrust into your hand.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

I clutch your ass and kiss your neck, sucking hard on the skin.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

I bury my face in your neck to muffle my groan as I come.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

I hold you close and kiss your forehead. I can't help smiling at the picture we must make. Panting and mussed all tangled together with our pants open on the floor...in the fucking library.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Well, books are sexy. We should get dressed before anyone finds us.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

We probably should, yeah.

This is why it's good there's a library in your dream home. We could fuck against a bookshelf and still cuddle for a while.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

And eat the chocolates.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

Eat them...do other things with them. Chocolate is very versatile.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Chocolate also melts at body temperature.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

Does it, now? Well, that brings up all sorts of possibilities.



[ooc: Got to go. Time for new Atlantis!]

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Oh, yes. Wonderful possibilities.



[ooc: Kay.]