taken from Lorne

[likesthecoat]

You are The Emperor

Stability, power, protection, realization; a great person.

The Emperor is the great authority figure of the Tarot, so it represents
fathers, father-figures and employers. There is a lot of aggression and violence
too.

The Emperor naturally follows the Empress. Like an infant, he is filled with enthuiasm, energy, aggression. He is direct, guileless and all too often irresistible. Unfortunately, like a baby he can also be a tyrant. Impatient, demanding, controlling. In the best of circumstances, he signifies the leader that everyone wants to follow, sitting on a throne that indicates the solid foundation of an Empire he created, loves and rules with intelligence and enthusiasm. But that throne can also be a trap, a responsibility that has the Emperor feeling restless, bored and discontent.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

I . . . have nothing to add. Not even another quiz.


[ooc: contents get adulty]

Comments

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Thank you, darling. that means a lot coming from someone as sexy as you.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Well, I should know from sexy, don't you think?


(I love you.)

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Oh, yes. You're a recognized expert in the field of sexy.

(I love you too.)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Does that make me a . . . sexpert?

(I'd love you even if you lost your arms and legs in a freak accident and I had to push you around on a skateboard.)

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*laughs* Dork.

(On a skateboard. I'd love you even if you were horribly scarred in a fire and lost all your skin and I had to feed you milkshakes through a straw.)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

You love it. *pushes my glasses up my nose and rearranges the pens in my pocket protector*

(I don't know whether to say Ew or Ow first. EwOw.

I'd love you even if you were bitten by a mutant alien sludge monster who sucked off your face and left you nothing but a nasal cavity.)

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I do love it. God, your pocket protector is sexy.

(That one definitely deserves an eww...

I'd love you even if you were bitten by a radioactive mosquito and your skin turned purple and you grew twelve extra legs.)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

And my action figure collection? Do you like that, too?

(*grins*

I'd love you even if you got you were nothing but a brain in a jar.)

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Oh, yeah. I love your action figure collection.

(That's...disturbing.

I'd love you even if you lost all your teeth and developed incurable boils all over your body.)

[ooc: I have this mental image of Ianto with giant glasses, taped in the middle, one side of his shirt untucked, buttons mismatched, pocket protector chock-full of pens.

And he's still hot. Geek-chic.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Mm, good. Because getting rid of that would be a deal-breaker.

(Isn't that the name of the game? How weird can we get and our love still be true?

And I'd love you even if you lost all your hair.)

[ooc: HEE! He's a cutie no matter what.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I would never ask you to give up your action figure collection. That would be cruel.

(I guess so. And hair loss is the best you can come up with to counter it?

I'd love you even if your toes fell off from frostbite and your eyes turned orange.)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Thank you, baby.

(I already did the alien that sucks off your face--what's worse than that?

And I'd love you even if you got hit on the head and thought you were Tandy Brewster, socialite and lady who lunches.)

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

(Honestly? I thought the brain in a jar was worse than that.

I'd love you even if you started putting ketchup on everything you ate.)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

(Being a brain in a jar would be a lot less squishy than not having a face.

I'd love you even if you hated my taste in music.)

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

(I suppose that's true.

I'd love you even if you started growing your toenails out and died your hair blue.)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

(Not that I'd mind you squishy. Though I might mind the body fluids on my suits.

I'd love you even if you did nothing but watch infomercials all day and ate cookies.)

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

(I'll try to keep my body fluids off your suits.

I'd love you even if you gave up coffee and took a vow of silence.)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

(Oh, my love. That's true devotion right there. *tacklepounces*)

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

(oof. *laughs and kisses you*)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

(But I'm willowy! I shouldn't be that heavy! *kisses your face*)

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

(You're not that heavy. You have velocity in your favor. *kisses your nose*)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

(Sorry, love. *rolls off and pulls you to me so I can kiss you properly*)

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

(I don't mind. *kisses you slowly*)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

(Mmmm. *kisses you back*)

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

(Love you, darling. *plays with your ears*)