[filtered] this is my smug face

[likesthecoat]

[Filtered to friends]

You know those good cop/bad cop routines you see in movies?

I make a kickass bad cop.


(Just had to pop in and gloat. Back to fighting the bad guys.)

Comments

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Possibly. It would depend on what I'm interrogating you about, I suspect. I can't very well get down on my knees and beg, can I.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Can't you? That might turn out to be an effective technique.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Again, that would depend on what I wanted in return. I mean, if the only thing at stake is jam, begging would be overkill, don't you think?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

A man would do a lot for the right kind of jam.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Ahhh . . . no strawberry, then, I take it.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Strawberry wouldn't be quite the incentive that other flavors might.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I've figured out how to torture you.

Eat a whole jar of apricot jam in front of you and not give you any.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Oh, you are a cruel, cruel man, Ianto Jones.

And you're headed for a nasty stomach ache from all that jam.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

HA! I knew I'd figure it out!

. . . not to mention the toothache. Ergh.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Yes, pat yourself on the back for that one. I've tried so hard to conceal my love for apricot jam, but you somehow wormed it out of me.

...cavities galore.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

But it never occurred to me before that I could use it for torment.


Yes, my teeth hurt just thinking about it.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Well, crap. This could get nasty, couldn't it? Anything I could do to convince you not to use this knowledge against me?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

You could get down on your knees . . .

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

And what should I do once I get there?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Beg for my favours, of course. I like it when you beg.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Oh, you do, do you?

Are you sure you don't want me to polish your boots? I've been told I'm very good at that.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Yes. I do. I can be very gracious when I'm asked properly.

That would depend on what you use for polish.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

I always try to ask properly.

Do you have a polish preference?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

That's why I like you so much, Major. You have a sense of propriety.

That depends on my footwear, naturally.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

I'm always aware of what's appropriate. It's my Southern upbringing.

Well, what are you wearing right now?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

On my feet? Black leather boots.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Of course on your feet. What are you suggesting, Mr. Jones?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to be clear.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, I already know all about your underwear, so there'd be no point in me asking about that.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Yes, you do. The ones with the rocket ships.