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[likesthecoat]

Stressful day.

Whoever tells me the best joke, or links me to the funniest picture, or cheers me up most effectively by whatever method you can find, wins . . . something I'll figure out later.

Judge's decisions are final.


(This contest may be rigged. I freely admit certain parties have a better chance at it than others.)


[ooc: Yeah, comments get adult contenty. A couple times.]

Comments

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*shivers and kisses your lips softly*

I believe the policy was instituted after someone got high, slept with one of the locals and ended up infected with nanites that made him age something like a year every hour or so.

Also, if there's a strict rule against anyone engaging in the actual fertility part of the fertility rituals, we don't have to explain the concept of monogamy every time we go off-world. It's useful for those of us in relationships.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*slides my hand down your chest as we kiss*

Ah, well. In that case it's probably wise to refrain.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*runs the backs of my fingers down your sides and rests my hands on your hips*

I like to think so.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*wraps my arms around your neck and kisses your mouth*

I feel I should make a joke about fertility rituals but it'd be moot, anyway.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*kisses your ear and kneads the top of your ass with my fingers*

The joke or the fertility ritual?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*straddles your thighs and kisses you harder*

Both. Unless it's a fertility ritual for the crops, in which case I doubt it matters.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*holds your hips and arches up into you*

No, I guess not.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*grinds my hips into you, kissing you*

Can't follow thread of conversation anymore. Too horny.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*cups your ass in both hands and rocks against you*

I'd act disappointed, but I'm thinking with my dick right now, and it couldn't care less.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*shivers and kisses you harder, my fist knotted in your shirt*

Okay, then.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Fuck. Why are there still clothes?

*slides my hands up the back of your shirt and pulls it over your head*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Because half-dressed sex is hot.

*lets go of you long enough to let you take off my shirt, then wraps my arms around your neck again and resumes kissing you*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Fair enough.

*undoes your pants enough to slide my hands in and continue kneading your ass, pulling you tight against me*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Knew you'd see it my way.

*grinds against you, sucking and licking your neck*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

You always have the best ideas, babe.

*slides a finger down your crack to circle your hole*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

God. Lorne.

*writhes in your arms and tears open your shirt to kiss your chest.*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Just Lorne is fine.

*moans at the feeling of your mouth on my chest and slips a finger inside you*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Smartass.

*moans and rides your finger, holding your shoulder*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Yes, I am.

*adds another finger and slides them in and out slowly while rubbing myself against you*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I love you, dork.

*Sucks your shoulder and rocks my hips*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I love you too, geek.

*nips at your earlobe and crooks my fingers to rub against your prostate*

Fuck, baby. I want you to ride me.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*shudders deeply, licks your ear*

Yes, yes, I want that too.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*pulls fingers out and kisses you deep, grabbing your hips and lifting you over my cock*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*grips your shoulders and gasps, my head falling back and my eyes squeezed shut*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*slowly lowers you onto my cock, inch by inch, until I'm all the way inside you*

Fuck, you're gorgeous, Ianto.