my dream home

[likesthecoat]

Via Shep.

Your home is a Philanthropic Coder's Mansion Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you "have people for that." There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has every language reference book ever written, including now-useless titles like Learn Javascript 2.0! and C++ Programming for Windows 95. (Why are you keeping those?) One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage. Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision -- those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists. Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

Find YOUR Dream Home!

[ooc: Library sex in the comments.]

Comments

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I'd wrap my arms around your shoulders and kiss you.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I'd press my whole body against yours and kiss you deep.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I'd press back and moan into the kiss.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I'd have a very hard time not going down on you right there in the stacks.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I thought you liked it someplace we might get caught.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne ]

Not in a library! That'd be like doing it in a church.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*laughs* What good is getting excited by old books if you can't even do it in the library?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

. . . we'd have to find a very quiet corner.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Shouldn't be too difficult. It is a library.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

And far away from the kids section.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

That's kind of a given. I'm thinking somewhere deep inside the reference section.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Mm. Among the oldest and dustiest of books. Where there's no one around because they do all their fact-checking over the internet. Where you can lean against the shelf and I can get down on my knees and no one will come across us . . . probably.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Mmhm. That's perfect, babe.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I just unzip your trousers and take your cock out, wrap both my hands around it and take the head into my mouth. I suck gently, teasing the crow with my tongue.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

And I gasp, and moan softly, trying not to make too much noise. But god, it's hard.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I love the sound of it: you gasping and trying to keep your moans contained. It makes me want to break through your control.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Oh, you're evil, baby.

I cover my mouth with one hand to stifle my groan, and I stroke your hair with the other.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Yes, I know.

I clutch your arse in both hands and take your cock as keep into my throat as I can get it.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Fuck.

I whimper and grasp your shoulder.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Too much, love?

Because I'm pulling you deep into my throat, pulling on your hips so that you're fucking my mouth.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Oh, god. And I'm trying not to make any noise, but I'm groaning and whimpering and if there's anyone in the next row they can almost definitely hear me. And I'm so fucking close it hurts.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I dig my fingers into your arse and flick your cock with my tongue, and swallow carefully.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I shove my fist into my mouth because I'm groaning so loudly as I come.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Oh, Christ, yes. I moan as I smaller your come. Fuck, I love this.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I slide down the shelf to the floor and pull you close for a kiss, undoing your pants and sliding my hand inside.