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taken from Lorne
You are The Emperor
Stability, power, protection, realization; a great person.
The Emperor is the great authority figure of the Tarot, so it represents
fathers, father-figures and employers. There is a lot of aggression and violence
too.
The Emperor naturally follows the Empress. Like an infant, he is filled with enthuiasm, energy, aggression. He is direct, guileless and all too often irresistible. Unfortunately, like a baby he can also be a tyrant. Impatient, demanding, controlling. In the best of circumstances, he signifies the leader that everyone wants to follow, sitting on a throne that indicates the solid foundation of an Empire he created, loves and rules with intelligence and enthusiasm. But that throne can also be a trap, a responsibility that has the Emperor feeling restless, bored and discontent.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
I . . . have nothing to add. Not even another quiz.
[ooc: contents get adulty]
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Try your best. I'd rather not see you beaten up by four large Welshmen.
[ooc: Sorry for disappearing. Internet crashed.]
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That would certainly be unfortunate.
I suppose I could probably be nice to you if it meant avoiding physical violence.
I might even admit that I like you. You know, just a little.
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Yes. Particularly since I only like you for you looks. If those ever get messed up I'm dropping you like a dirty sock.
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*sighs* That's the price of being as pretty as I am.
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It's tragic, I know. Your own damn fault for being so hot. God, I'm drooling about it right now.
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It's genetic. I can't help it.
And you're one to talk, Mr. McSexerton.
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As you say, it's genetic.
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Yes, but your brothers aren't nearly as sexy as you are.
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Perhaps you're not the most impartial observer.
[ooc: Sorry :(. My network sucks tonight.]
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Hmm...maybe. It'd be pretty hard to be sexier than you though.
[ooc: No problem. I figured it was something like that. :)]
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*laughs* You do a fine job of it, cowboy.
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Thank you, darling. that means a lot coming from someone as sexy as you.
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Well, I should know from sexy, don't you think?
(I love you.)
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Oh, yes. You're a recognized expert in the field of sexy.
(I love you too.)
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Does that make me a . . . sexpert?
(I'd love you even if you lost your arms and legs in a freak accident and I had to push you around on a skateboard.)
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*laughs* Dork.
(On a skateboard. I'd love you even if you were horribly scarred in a fire and lost all your skin and I had to feed you milkshakes through a straw.)
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You love it. *pushes my glasses up my nose and rearranges the pens in my pocket protector*
(I don't know whether to say Ew or Ow first. EwOw.
I'd love you even if you were bitten by a mutant alien sludge monster who sucked off your face and left you nothing but a nasal cavity.)
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I do love it. God, your pocket protector is sexy.
(That one definitely deserves an eww...
I'd love you even if you were bitten by a radioactive mosquito and your skin turned purple and you grew twelve extra legs.)
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And my action figure collection? Do you like that, too?
(*grins*
I'd love you even if you got you were nothing but a brain in a jar.)
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Oh, yeah. I love your action figure collection.
(That's...disturbing.
I'd love you even if you lost all your teeth and developed incurable boils all over your body.)
[ooc: I have this mental image of Ianto with giant glasses, taped in the middle, one side of his shirt untucked, buttons mismatched, pocket protector chock-full of pens.
And he's still hot. Geek-chic.]
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Mm, good. Because getting rid of that would be a deal-breaker.
(Isn't that the name of the game? How weird can we get and our love still be true?
And I'd love you even if you lost all your hair.)
[ooc: HEE! He's a cutie no matter what.]
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I would never ask you to give up your action figure collection. That would be cruel.
(I guess so. And hair loss is the best you can come up with to counter it?
I'd love you even if your toes fell off from frostbite and your eyes turned orange.)
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Thank you, baby.
(I already did the alien that sucks off your face--what's worse than that?
And I'd love you even if you got hit on the head and thought you were Tandy Brewster, socialite and lady who lunches.)
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(Honestly? I thought the brain in a jar was worse than that.
I'd love you even if you started putting ketchup on everything you ate.)
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(Being a brain in a jar would be a lot less squishy than not having a face.
I'd love you even if you hated my taste in music.)
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