[filtered] this is my smug face

[likesthecoat]

[Filtered to friends]

You know those good cop/bad cop routines you see in movies?

I make a kickass bad cop.


(Just had to pop in and gloat. Back to fighting the bad guys.)

Comments

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Oh, I bet you do.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I'll interrogate you. Rar.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

I'll never cave. I'm good under pressure.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I bet I can find your weak spot.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to try, but do you have the patience necessary? It could be a very long process.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I have the patience of a mountain, my friend. I think the more pressing question is do you have the fortitude to withstand the onslaught.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

I can withstand all sorts of things...if the payoff is right.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

And what sort of payoff are you envisioning in this endeavor?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Well, for starters, there's the pride at knowing I didn't crack under your expert interrogation techniques.

And of course, as everyone knows, the longer you hold out, the sweeter the deal becomes.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

. . . you think I'd give you jam, don't you.

Cheeky.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Well, wouldn't you?

And I think that's a well-established fact.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Possibly. It would depend on what I'm interrogating you about, I suspect. I can't very well get down on my knees and beg, can I.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Can't you? That might turn out to be an effective technique.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Again, that would depend on what I wanted in return. I mean, if the only thing at stake is jam, begging would be overkill, don't you think?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

A man would do a lot for the right kind of jam.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Ahhh . . . no strawberry, then, I take it.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Strawberry wouldn't be quite the incentive that other flavors might.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I've figured out how to torture you.

Eat a whole jar of apricot jam in front of you and not give you any.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Oh, you are a cruel, cruel man, Ianto Jones.

And you're headed for a nasty stomach ache from all that jam.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

HA! I knew I'd figure it out!

. . . not to mention the toothache. Ergh.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Yes, pat yourself on the back for that one. I've tried so hard to conceal my love for apricot jam, but you somehow wormed it out of me.

...cavities galore.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

But it never occurred to me before that I could use it for torment.


Yes, my teeth hurt just thinking about it.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

Well, crap. This could get nasty, couldn't it? Anything I could do to convince you not to use this knowledge against me?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

You could get down on your knees . . .

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

And what should I do once I get there?